The Official Nerd-Vol Date Night Thread

[Thrasher865]

January 18, 2012

Favorites?
Over/Under on Handies?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I bet she ends up making out with the dog.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Coffee, brah

 

[rockyvols]

Flood flood

 

[Hobock]

2 to 1 odds she can't drive a stick.

 

[Slydell]

2 to 1 odds Nerd doesn't get any stick action.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

2 to 1 odds Nerd doesn't get any stick action.

Pretty good odds.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nerd - You need to pull it out at the table during dinner.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd - You need to pull it out at the table during dinner.

The adorable wallet sized picture of my dog?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The adorable wallet sized picture of my dog?

Sure, as long as it's attached to the end of your d..k.

 

[Hobock]

The adorable wallet sized picture of my dog?

In 20 words or less, what ever happened with the gas pumping chick?

 

[GBO18]

Ron Mexico has some gay tendencies.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

In 20 words or less, what ever happened with the gas pumping chick?

I pumped her, never managed a third date.

 

[Hobock]

I pumped her, never managed a third date.

Ok. Give us some stats on the new meat.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Nerd. Penis in the pop corn man.. Penis. In. The. Popcorn. Chicks dig it.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Ok. Give us some stats on the new meat.

Black, student, about 5'8".

She is not a piece of meat, but a living breathing person.

 

[Hobock]

Nerd. Penis in the pop corn man.. Penis. In. The. Popcorn. Chicks dig it.

What does this mean, ass-clown?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

What does this mean, ass-clown?

Damnit Hobock. Why am I not surprised? This is conversation for heterosexual grown ups.

Urban Dict

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

In 20 words or less, what ever happened with the gas pumping chick?

I heard she up and left for South Carolina.

 

[Hobock]

Damnit Hobock. Why am I not surprised? This is conversation for heterosexual grown ups.

Urban Dict

Don't pretend to be above me in matters of cinematic sexual practices. I always attach a milk-dud to the head of my penis. At least there's a reward involved.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[GBO18]

We need DD to liven up this thread with some pics.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Don't pretend to be above me in matters of cinematic sexual practices. I always attach a milk-dud to the head of my penis. At least there's a reward involved.

I like your style

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]