The official make fun of jimmy hyams thread (merged)

[mcbeevol]

Hyams will probably win another AP award for breaking the story on the black jerseys!

 

[hatvol96]

the Union won the Civil War. More breaking news to follow.
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[zjcvols]

Damn Hat

But I must say that the local media (besides Mike Strange & John Pennington) is trash.

 

[Griffmann]

He got the winner right?

 

[tm3]

who tipped him off?

 

[VolFan32]

At least he's getting on top of things now. I feel like it was just last week he was reporting that we beat the British in the Revolutionary War.

 

[wbailey7]

He's pissed because no one told him that Robert E. Lee would be wearing black when he surrendered.

 

[hatvol96]

He got the winner right?

Yes, but he did whiff on his prediction that McClellan would not be replaced as the head of Union forces.
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[utvol0427]

Classic.

 

[OrangeNYC]

Merge? Isn't this getting old yet?

 

[born-n-raisedvol]

My first thought upon reading the thread title? Oxymoron

 

[GmanTN]

Breaking News

Jimmy Hyams was spotted leaving Fulmers office and it looks like Fulmer will be asked to step down as the Vols coach.

Stay tuned for news as it breaks
This message brought to you by Jimmy "2scoops" Hyams

 

[UT's#1Fan]

Cool, another bash Hyams thread.... How original.

 

[I MISS THE BOWL BROS.]

Awesome, maybe he'll say something intelligent!

 

[CountVolcula]

Give him some props! He did predict the assassination of Lincoln by SirHan SirHan

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Lay off Hat. In his defense he did ask the White House to comment and they denied it.

 

[DC Vol]

He's pissed because no one told him that Robert E. Lee would be wearing black when he surrendered.

Those aren't Confederate colors! Grey/gold piping or at least butternut.


Obviously Lee has no respect for Confederate traditions.

 

[feathersax]

Hyams is still pouting over his pal & story-maker Phil Fulmer being gone. Sorry Jimmy, but you're gonna have to WORK to get a story now that CLK & Co. are in charge. I find it a refreshing change in all aspects...so buy a Thesaurus, sharpen your crayon & see if you can plug some imagination & research into your brand of journalism.

 

[VIF]

Wow what a funny coincidence. Did anyone see the civil war Appomattox ad on the right of the page. :crazy:

 

[andymuffins]

Hyams is a joke, why hasn't he resigned and why do ppl listen to him?

 

[alwaysorange81]

Damn Hat

But I must say that the local media (besides Mike Strange & John Pennington) is trash.

Pennington is normally good but he comes off as the most scared person in the world whenever you mention Bama or Florida. Literally the word "scared" came out of his mouth in reference to himself more than any other word when he discussed the Bama game on the kickoff call in or whatever its called. He's listenable but he has enough fear of UF and BAMA for the entire UT team.

 

[chieftn15]

Jimmy and work dont go in the same sentence.

 

[chieftn15]

Jimmy talked a lot about apathy. i think its setting in on him this year!

 

[crusse10]

Cool, another bash Hyams thread.... How original.

You certainly enjoy calling the kettle black. How many times did you start threads bashing Crompton?

 

[volfan4evr]

Let me get this straight:
Kiffin complains about a botched call or calls I should say, and the media, namely Hyams gets all over Kiff's case for being a whiny complainer and should move on.
Present day:
Hyams complains about not getting the story or being misled by Hamilton so he whines and complains.
Theoretically..........what's the difference?