The Official Endzone Find Gob A Wife Thread......

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Gob is single. He needs a wife. He's even gone so far as to post fake pictures of his imaginary child in here, so I feel comfortable saying this. Any assistance you could provide would be invaluable to Gob and his search for true love.

I'll let y'all, especially DD4ME and 95, take it from here!


Go!

 

[golfballs]

go to a bar. sit by yourself. the first girl to approach you will be your wife.

 

[GBO18]

/thread

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

We've only just begun, Gob....

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Step 1 lower your expectations. You're not getting her in Nowheresville, TN.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Gob. Is there a roller skating rink in your town?

 

[rockyvols]

WTF im the fn gif masta i should be included with dong and 95

 

[GBO18]

Gob. Is there a roller skating rink in your town?

Yea but I don't want a girl with kids.

 

[golfballs]

pooch, how do you know he's single? was his identity disclosed on VN?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yea but I don't want a girl with kids.

Go to Sonic then.

 

[golfballs]

Yea but I don't want a girl with kids.

don't they all have kids by the time they're 18?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

pooch, how do you know he's single? was his identity disclosed on VN?

Flogballs, P. I.

 

[GBO18]

don't they all have kids by the time they're 18?

Truff.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

95 is always hearing it from Gob. DD4ME always makes these threads pop! But, if you think you are up to it, cocky......

 

[rockyvols]

She bakes and lays around in her dwars

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Are you a dancer, Gob?

 

[GBO18]

She bakes and lays around in her dwars

Nice start rocky.

 

[rockyvols]

.

 

[GBO18]

Are you a dancer, Gob?

I can be.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

More up Gob's alley.

 

[GBO18]

Whewwwwwww

 

[golfballs]

i think dd4me does a lot of drugs. i'd be surprised if he weren't single too

 

[GBO18]

95 post a pic your wife.

 

[rockyvols]

found her

 

[golfballs]

More up Gob's alley.

she might not look like much, but i heard she can suck a golfball through a garden hose