The Lone Ranger and Tonto

[tonyvolsfan05]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert,
set up their tent,
and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger
wakes his faithful
friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies,
"Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell
you?" asked The Lone
Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's
evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is
silent for a moment,
then speaks. "Tonto, you Dumb Ass, someone has stolen
our tent!"

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I forgot all about that joke, been several years since I herd it.

 

[volmanjr]

Lone Ranger is captured by Indians and they are about o scalp him. "Wait , give me one last wish." pleads the Ranger. They agree. He whistles and Silver comes to him and he whispers in Silver's ear. The horse takes off towards town. 15 minutes later the horse returns with a saloon girl onhis back. The Indians take her to the tee pee andhave their way with her. They come back and are ready to scalp the Lone ranger again. "Please , just one more wish." They look at each other, "Why not, thel ast one worked out really well." The Lone Ranger whistles for Silver again. He walks up and the Lone Ranger yells " I said go get me a possee!"