The Last Person to post wins XVIII

I got a squirrel story.

I was down in the Keys at a hotel swimming pool and there was this old guy walking around with a banana hammock bathing suit on. He was prancing around talking to all the women about the Hurricane warnings.

Anyway he comes over to me and Chupa and he looks like he's got a squirrel down in his hammock, it was gross. He was telling us that it was just gonna be some wind and that it was no big deal.

115 mph winds is serious. I told him it wasn't THAT the wind was blowing but WHAT the wind was blowing. You get hit in the head with a car going 115 mph, it's gonna hurt.

~Ron White.. paraphrased
 
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