The Last Person To Post Wins III

[egotisticalmoron]

I'll be gone all day tomorrow. My post count will suffer.

you dont own memphis, pal. regardless of what you've been told.

 

[dickens821]

you dont own memphis, pal. regardless of what you've been told.

I own everything.


And apparently the girl that plays Elmo is a stuck up bitch.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

they're gonna kick us off of here in four minutes. y'all have a good night.

i think i'm gonna eat a bit and then go to bed.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

I own everything.


And apparently the girl that plays Elmo is a stuck up bitch.

is she hot?

 

[dickens821]

is she hot?

Apparently not.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

well then he should punch her.

 

[dickens821]

well then he should punch her.

That's wha tI said.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

stop trying to be like me.

 

[hmanvolfan]

:shaking2:

 

[egotisticalmoron]

morning.

 

[Volnissniss]

Ego, why isn't your count changing?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

what?

 

[Volnissniss]

It looked like it wasn't changing. I think you have to post in another thread from time to time, Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[egotisticalmoron]

i guess i could go find the "democratic party" thread and start posting in there.

 

[Volnissniss]

i guess i could go find the "democratic party" thread and start posting in there.

Why must you say such silly things. You know you don't agree with anything they are preachin!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

 

[Volnissniss]

Where did you get that pic of Benson?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

you redneck racist.



they put girl out of work for six weeks. if me and you...say....got together....could you support me for that long?

 

[Volnissniss]

you redneck racist.



they put girl out of work for six weeks. if me and you...say....got together....could you support me for that long?

I'm not a racist, I'm a Republican there's a difference :birgits_giggle: Democrats are the real racists, seriously.

She can't work for six weeks? Wow... Ya I think I could help you out, just move in with us, there so much chaos here and so many kids running around, he'd just think you were another kid Hahaha! Explaining why you were on his side of the bed might be another problem all together :dunno:

 

[egotisticalmoron]

we'll just explain that i have terrible nightmares.

 

[Volnissniss]

Oh that is the perfect excuse! I can tell you've done this before

 

[Volnissniss]

Have you had any rednecks beatin the hell out of each other in the yard today?

 

[egotisticalmoron]

not today, but we've already had some messed up calls. i'm ready to go home and watch football, or may porn and then football.

 

[UTBoy15]

go gators

 

[Volnissniss]

So this is my story... I just made a delicious looking grilled honey turkey and cheese sandwich on wheat bread, it was freakin perfect. I coupled it with a hearty Campbell's Chunky Style Old Fashioned Vegetable Beef Soup. I took a bite into my sandwich and it tasted weird which made me go get the half of provolone cheese that I had left and it smelled funny. Wasn't green, just smelled weird so that was what was smellin or tastin weird about my delicious looking grilled sandwich. Needless to say it went into the trash. Then the twins wanted to share my soup with their own spoons yadda yadda yadda, I'm starving and I need a friggin shower.