The help @bigorangemojo raise his kids thread.

[Orangeslice13]

Mojo needs help y’all.
Any advice you have would be appreciated.


that’s why he comes here

 

[Behr]

See BigFakeO for advice.

 

[508mikey]

first off is Mojo ever home to raise them ?

 

[VolNExile]

@BigOrangeMojo I earnestly hope that you are receptive to all us Certified Zone Childrearing Experts as we attempt to share our bottomless wisdom and show you the many, many, many things that you are doing wrong.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Those of y’all that have raised perfect children be the first to cast advice up in here.

 

[theFallGuy]

Those of y’all that have raised perfect children be the first to cast advice up in here.

Ok. Put some chicken wire outside in the yard in a rectangle. Put the kids in it. Every once in a while give them food and water

 

[rocytop2624]

Another wife may help. But only if WTF accepts. I know you don't want a hour long fight and coast guard to show up.

 

[GordonC]

Ok. Put some chicken wire outside in the yard in a rectangle. Put the kids in it. Every once in a while give them food and water

Is that what your pet monkeys did to you?
In before STFU, GTFU, WTF, NGAF, etc.

 

[GordonC]

Don't let em wear flip flops because you don't want em to be pedarests or go to prison.

 

[Behr]

The Biel's raised the hottest Jessica.

 

[theFallGuy]

Is that what your pet monkeys did to you?
In before STFU, GTFU, WTF, NGAF, etc.

No that was a bounce house not chicken wire

 

[rocytop2624]

Mojo is portant

 

[theFallGuy]

Don't let em wear flip flops because you don't want em to be pedarests or go to prison.

Or toes cut off from freak lawn mowing accident

 

[GordonC]

@Souce
@BigOrangeMojo

 

[Behr]

Don't let em wear flip flops because you don't want em to be pedarests or go to prison.

Or just look stoopit'.

 

[GordonC]

Or toes cut off from freak lawn mowing accident

she was wearin canvas sneakers
Hey Mojo, keep the kids away from sneakers. They'll end up with three toes. On the positive side, they'll be easy to track down on the beach, I guess.
Edit: Does @Tin Man qualify as a "sneaker"?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ask Joe about it since he's still a kid and he's like 50 years old

 

[Behr]

It's okay to post pictures of them neckit on the internet though, ain't no perverts on VN.

 

[GordonC]

Ask Joe about it since he's still a kid and he's like 50 years old

@joevol24
@joevol33
Failie wants me aks you something, but shuddup Joe.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@BigOrangeMojo I earnestly hope that you are receptive to all us Certified Zone Childrearing Experts as we attempt to share our bottomless wisdom and show you the many, many, many things that you are doing wrong.

I dont need you all to tell me what I'm doing is wrong. I get that from Fox for free...

 

[theFallGuy]

It's okay to post pictures of them neckit on the internet though, ain't no perverts on VN.

Wtf

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

first off is Mojo ever home to raise them ?

I have taught them to clean up the house before mom gets home.....

 

[GordonC]

I dont need you all to tell me what I'm doing is wrong. I get that from Fox for free...

Let's not make this political, mojo.
Edit: Oh yeah, that's your wife's name. Does she like being named after a media network?

 

[GordonC]

Wtf

again
and
again

tl;dr

 

[Behr]

again
and
again

tl;dr

And ngaf