The heading into NSD 2015 VN Prayer

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MockingVol

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Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of National Signing Day, I shall fear no decommitment for Butch is with me. Ole Miss's tears and butthurt, they comfort me. Thou preparest a buffet of commits before me in the presence of UT's rivals: thou annointest my head with five stars; the class runneth over. Surely championships and booms shall follow in the years to come: and I will dwell in Butch's brick house for ever.

Amen.
 
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MockingVol said:
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of National Signing Day, I shall fear no decommitment for Butch is with me. Ole Miss's tears and butthurt, they comfort me. Thou preparest a buffet of commits before me in the presence of UT's rivals: thou annointest my head with five stars; the class runneth over. Surely championships and booms shall follow in the years to come: and I will dwell in Butch's brick house for ever.

Amen.
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For we know Satan is lying and waiting...On another note, my spell check always changes saban to Satan. Is that just a coincidence?
 
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MockingVol said:
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of National Signing Day, I shall fear no decommitment for Butch is with me. Ole Miss's tears and butthurt, they comfort me. Thou preparest a buffet of commits before me in the presence of UT's rivals: thou annointest my head with five stars; the class runneth over. Surely championships and booms shall follow in the years to come: and I will dwell in Butch's brick house for ever.

Amen.
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Believe me I have a sense of humor but somethings are not to be joked about. Not to mention the first rule of comedy is to be funny and yeah this not so much.
 
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Football Jesus approves this message.

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MockingVol said:
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of National Signing Day, I shall fear no decommitment for Butch is with me. Ole Miss's tears and butthurt, they comfort me. Thou preparest a buffet of commits before me in the presence of UT's rivals: thou annointest my head with five stars; the class runneth over. Surely championships and booms shall follow in the years to come: and I will dwell in Butch's brick house for ever.

Amen.
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Weird imo
 
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I really doubt Jesus reads VN....you guys probably don't need to worry too much. I'm sure if anything he's cruising around the Notre Dame forums
 
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MockingVol said:
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of National Signing Day, I shall fear no decommitment for Butch is with me. Ole Miss's tears and butthurt, they comfort me. Thou preparest a buffet of commits before me in the presence of UT's rivals: thou annointest my head with five stars; the class runneth over. Surely championships and booms shall follow in the years to come: and I will dwell in Butch's brick house for ever.

Amen.
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Don't do that...some of us are Christians and that offends us. Express yourself in a different way please.
 
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mcompton said:
I don't have a link but I think you can check His stats and find out that even God has a sense of humor.

If that doesn't work, quit clicking on the thread.
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If I would have known what was there, I would not have clicked on it. Trust me on that. Since I don't practice religion, that was not the problem. I just don't think it was funny. That is all...:hi:
 
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Dear 8 pound 6 ounce infant baby Jesus, hear our prayers for a top #5 recruiting class.

Amen.
 
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Cletus P Fulmer said:
My Savior is not a football player. I don't appreciate that. I am not being critical and am not in any way foisting my beliefs on you but that is disrespectful...
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No it isn't. Lighten up Francis. If you don't appreciate it, don't click on the thread.
 
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Cletus P Fulmer said:
Don't do that...some of us are Christians and that offends us. Express yourself in a different way please.
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Most of us are Christians, including myself, doesn't mean we have to lack a sense of humor though. Do you think a nonchristian would know that the layout of what I said comes from Psalms 23: 4-6?
 
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MockingVol said:
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of National Signing Day, I shall fear no decommitment for Butch is with me. Ole Miss's tears and butthurt, they comfort me. Thou preparest a buffet of commits before me in the presence of UT's rivals: thou annointest my head with five stars; the class runneth over. Surely championships and booms shall follow in the years to come: and I will dwell in Butch's brick house for ever.

Amen.
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I for one thought it was magnificent, MockingVol! Almost as good as the video of our por... nevermind
 
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