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[malinoisvol]

YW zoners

WTF! I lol'd so hard while reading this... WTF does this have to do with recruiting? LOL

 

[The Ron Mexico]

YW zoners

@landscapingvol will not be invited to the next tailgate.

 

[malinoisvol]

@landscapingvol will not be invited to the next tailgate.

I read that to my wife and she said to tell him he cant come to the house.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So who won the polo shirt? I don’t want to go back and read 100 pages.

@Orangeslice13

 

[Orangeslice13]

So who won the polo shirt? I don’t want to go back and read 100 pages.

@Orangeslice13

Its in the OP goober.
It was originally a polo but was charged to a tumbler before the game ended.

Edit: we were still dealing with Red being sick and it was easier to buy cups than find someone else to embroider shirts.

I still have a few of those in storage somewhere as I had to buy 6 to have them made

 

[Orangeslice13]

I don’t recall who actually ended up with them. Thrasher got his. Peach didn’t show and neither did 2D. Nerd might’ve gotten one.

I don’t remember.
I had fun with this but it caused some massive IG

 

[DD4ME]

I don’t recall who actually ended up with them. Thrasher got his. Peach didn’t show and neither did 2D. Nerd might’ve gotten one.

I don’t remember.
I had fun with this but it caused some massive IG

Let's just do it for the Lutz

 

[Orangeslice13]

YW zoners

There’s some funny **** in this thread.
Thanks for the bump.

I may even see if I can locate your cup.

 

[DD4ME]

There’s some funny **** in this thread.
Thanks for the bump.

I may even see if I can locate your cup.

Thanks. I always loved this thread. No worries on cup.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thanks. I always loved this thread. No worries on cup.

We can play again if errbody wants.

 

[DD4ME]

Landscape Vol

 

[hmanvolfan]

I read that to my wife and she said to tell him he cant come to the house. View attachment 186373

Epic lulzness!

 

[DD4ME]

Quote machine

It reminds me of the Greek bath houses I used to visit. Great comradery, shirtless men sweating together while bonding.

 

[DD4ME]

TBH if this was a name with a post thread i'e have voted TRM.

 

[DD4ME]

Does your dog eat Cat Hairballs? or half eaten food, vomit? that's my fav. its like a perfect replica of their esophagus and intestine when it hurls out of their mouths. But its warm. Not what youre expecting.

.

 

[malinoisvol]

I'm gonna have to start reading the RF.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Oh ****! i just remembered. when we lived in asheville my wife bought calcium pills. my bro in laws houndog and our mutt ate the entire bottle between them.

we did call the Vet on that one.

worst pile of liquid diarrhea **** that smelled awful, like **** and calcium.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Oh ****! i just remembered. when we lived in asheville my wife bought calcium pills. my bro in laws houndog and our mutt ate the entire bottle between them.

we did call the Vet on that one.

worst pile of liquid diarrhea **** that smelled awful, like **** and calcium.

 

[DD4ME]

I know Slice no longer keeps score but I feel like I am winning

 

[Orangeslice13]

I know Slice no longer keeps score but I feel like I am winning

I thought it was generally accepted that @Weezer was always winning

 

[DD4ME]

I thought it was generally accepted that @Weezer was always winning

In life, but that doesn't mean he wins all the games too.

 

[Tin Man]

Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?

 

[malinoisvol]

Hello, I recently moved to the Knoxville area from NW Arkansas after living there for about 3 years. We are transplanted Brits and we became fans of the Arkansas Razorbacks and big fans of NCAA football. We had a thriving couples NCAA football discussion group that met monthly at Applebees restaurants around the area. Had some very passionate and heated discussions. Would love to start a new group in the Knoxville area. Anyway, enough about me.
Since moving here about 4 months ago, my wife and I have began following Vols football and became pretty big fans. Not so hard to leave the Razorbacks as they were hard to enjoy . However, my wife and I are very concerned with the lack of physicality on the offensive and defensive lines of Tennessee. Is it good enough to win in the SEC? We have been studying the physics/mechanics of blocking each night before bed. We watch some game film from this season, paying particular attention to the offensive line play. We pick a lineman and then role play that particular blocking technique from each play. We feel the best technique is when my wife is able to lock her hands just under my armpits near my breasts with her butt dropped below the level of my waist. I outweigh her and she is easily able to force me backwards each time she uses those mechanics. Tennessee offensive lineman seem to use that technique the majority of the time. So if they are being taught the right techniques, is this a problem with the strength and conditioning of our players? Because they are certainly not able to consistently get the push in SEC play that my wife is able to get on me. Anyone know what is being stressed in Vols strength program?

 

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[joevol33]

Either really learning, or epic troll