The Endzone Prayer

#84
#84
This thread is needed more now than ever.

Father of the Internet - We, the Zonetards, offer thanks for your grace and tolerance of our shenanigans.

We thank you for each and every member that logs in to this forum daily.

We thank you for gifs of black kids dancing, black kids laughing, black kids at burfday parties and Katy Perry.

We thank you Father for Alanis Morissette and her irony.

We ask you today to bless our fingers as we type. That our they're's, there's and their's will all be correctly typed.

We humbly ask for the meltdowns to happen regularly, but that no permanent damage will be done.

We ask that our Football Forum Brethren will continue to question the laws of physics and common sense. This provides the Zonetards with hours of entertainment.

We pray that someday The Pub will burn in a fiery crash of epic proportions. They are arrogant sunsobiches and only the worst things should happen to them.

We pray for these things in the name of Slydell, the religious leader of The Endzone.

In your infinite, glorious wisdom you created the Horsemen and endowed them with hearts to serve their fellow man. We are thankful for their service and dedication to helping the Endzone.

The Endzone
 
#87
#87
Dear Heavenly Father,

May you wrap the TBS and it's members in an ultra thin membrane of your all encompassing power so they may feel the lulz but not the burn.

Amen
 
New Posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

Advertisement



Back
Top