The wife falls asleep to old Dateline episodes every night and there is currently a story of an old couple who defrauded the government by forging documents to claim that not one, but both, were Purple Heart recipients. In the footage of them fraudulently taking turns showing up to the VA office in their one, shared wheelchair to collect their checks they are covered head to toe in Tennessee gear.
And that’s only the second shittlest thing I’m watching at the moment thanks to this stupid ass baseball team.