HooahVol
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Just FYI, this thread is purely for entertainment purposes, simply ignore if you want.
Question of the day, how do we motivate these players to win? I have decided to turn to Hollywood for the answer. A couple of possible solutions:
1. In all the Rocky Movies someone has to die to get Rocky back in the ring. It has to be someone that means something to everyone. I am not saying some one should trip Fulmer on his way to his seat Saturday but...........
2. Too Macabre? How about we pull a Major League? We may have to dig a little deep here but a cardboard cutout of Layla Kiffin with the promise to remove an article of clothing with each win might work.
3. Not politically correct enough? Maybe we Blind Side the heck out of it. Everyone quickly adopt a 300+ pound poor kid.
4. Not enough 300+ poor kids to adopt? One word.... Rudy! Lets find some 3rd string walk on and start them Saturday. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
5. Oh, wait, we are already starting our 3rd string walk ons? All that is left is Karate Kid. We gotta start sweeping the leg Johnny! Chop block penalties be danged!
Question of the day, how do we motivate these players to win? I have decided to turn to Hollywood for the answer. A couple of possible solutions:
1. In all the Rocky Movies someone has to die to get Rocky back in the ring. It has to be someone that means something to everyone. I am not saying some one should trip Fulmer on his way to his seat Saturday but...........
2. Too Macabre? How about we pull a Major League? We may have to dig a little deep here but a cardboard cutout of Layla Kiffin with the promise to remove an article of clothing with each win might work.
3. Not politically correct enough? Maybe we Blind Side the heck out of it. Everyone quickly adopt a 300+ pound poor kid.
4. Not enough 300+ poor kids to adopt? One word.... Rudy! Lets find some 3rd string walk on and start them Saturday. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
5. Oh, wait, we are already starting our 3rd string walk ons? All that is left is Karate Kid. We gotta start sweeping the leg Johnny! Chop block penalties be danged!