Swain vs. Rucker

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The Big Dog is hungry. It seems like Saturday can't get here fast enough. There will be an eleven piece bucket of South Carolina Fried Chicken on the plate/field in Columbia for The Big Dog to run through when it's finally game time Saturday. We already got a GIF of him burning Tabor, Making the miracle Dobbnail Boot play, the go ahead box out TD grab against Auburn, the onside kick recovery to ice the win, and the one man fumble recovery unit against Alabama. I'm sure there's more than just a few of us looking forward to see what The Big Dog does against South Carolina. If he man-handled half a dozen Alabama starters like that Saturday, I know he won't let South Carolina stop him Saturday!
 
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vollygirl said:
Why does Rucker get the hate that he does?
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I've said before that he's a good writer but is simply not funny. If he would stick to just covering the subject he would be better. Not every paragraph needs a corny joke or obscure comparison. Because of that I usually avoid his writing
 
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vollygirl said:
Why does Rucker get the hate that he does?
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he's probably a nice guy, but for some reason he comes off as self important to me and a guy that tries a little too hard. Plus, he once referred to us as the Big Lots of the internet, so....shots fired.
 
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it would be entertaining if our Vawls could pull off the W in Columbia this weekend and the post-game meal be fried chicken.

entertaining and filling.
 
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jdhallvols said:
it would be entertaining if our Vawls could pull off the W in Columbia this weekend and the post-game meal be fried chicken.

entertaining and filling.
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Yes, sir!

I'm glad I'm not the only one with those kinds of thoughts around here. I imagined a cartoon of a bunch of orange smoke clearing away to reveal 11 USCe uniforms lying on the field with no players in them. Someone asked, "What happened to the team Tennessee was playing against tonight?" You hear some whistling and look over to notice this mean looking cartoon big dog (bigger than a human) that resembles Jauan Jennings. He just kind of shrugs his shoulders and looks the other way. As soon as he stops whistling, he burps up a couple of feathers and smiles.
 
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GAVol said:
he's probably a nice guy, but for some reason he comes off as self important to me and a guy that tries a little too hard. Plus, he once referred to us as the Big Lots of the internet, so....shots fired.
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If this site is Big Lots, he's Wal-Mart. I actually like his writing for what it is and read it, but he isn't winning Pulitzers at the NYT.
 
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