Super Bowl hooker sting

[superdave1984]

Trust me, you do NOT want to click past #15. And #15 looks kind of like it could be a dude...

Super Bowl XIX - January 28, 2009

 

[DC Vol]

#19 looks like a good time

 

[vader]

My first thought when I saw the thread title...Penicillin

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I have an awful itch......... discharge..........

Looked like roast beef and cottage cheese.....

Is that bad?

 

[DC Vol]

I have an awful itch......... discharge..........

Looked like roast beef and cottage cheese.....

Is that bad?

Nope. Throw some toasted sourdough and horseradish on it and you have yourself a delicious meal.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Nope. Throw some toasted sourdough and horseradish on it and you have yourself a delicious meal.

What do you do about the smell???????

 

[DC Vol]

What do you do about the smell???????

Enjoy it. Either that or douse it with vinegar.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Enjoy it. Either that or douse it with vinegar.

Will that get the smell out of your leg hair?

:dunno:

 

[DC Vol]

Will that get the smell out of your leg hair?

:dunno:

Okay, you lost me.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Hooker = looks like roast beef and cottage cheese.........

 

[DC Vol]

Hooker = looks like roast beef and cottage cheese.........

Delicious.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Right..... I'm not talking about food.... I am talking about what something looks like.

You know, when you go into the Marine Corps and they put the picture up and tell you not to sleep with girls whose areas looks like...... roast beef and cottage cheese...

 

[DC Vol]

Right..... I'm not talking about food.... I am talking about what something looks like.

You know, when you go into the Marine Corps and they put the picture up and tell you not to sleep with girls whose areas looks like...... roast beef and cottage cheese...

They never gave me that education. I guess it's part of their POSH training.


What area?

 

[KingNick865]

I heard about hookers, and I came. I leave, sorely disappointed.

 

[DC Vol]

I heard about hookers, and I came. I leave, sorely disappointed.

#19 has something to say about that.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

#11 has an eight-head.

 

[SavageOrangeJug]

Those are some homely, diseased, meth freaks there. hmy:

 

[RockyTopVol]

#19 looks like a good time

#9 epper:

 

[Voldaddy]

Damn...did they raid the whorehose at 6 AM before any of these treasures could bathe and put on any makeup?

#19 is the champ, with the big festering cold sores. So it may burn a tad when you pee, big deal.

 

[Dustin4Vols]

ok i'll take number 1,number 2,and number 3. yall can have the rest. (the last 4 are grandmas)

 

[Dustin4Vols]

actually i will be with number 3 the longest so yall will have to wait on that one

 

[DC Vol]

Damn...did they raid the whorehose at 6 AM before any of these treasures could bathe and put on any makeup?

#19 is the champ, with the big festering cold sores. So it may burn a tad when you pee, big deal.

The cold sores speak volumes of her expansive experience and apparent mistakes.

That creates a completely engendering connection.

 

[rockytophigh]

Why did I click da(*&^%? Why?

 

[Business]

#7 is unimpressed with the arrest.

 

[DC Vol]

#7 is unimpressed with the arrest.

"You got nuthin' on me... nope. naw. nuthin'"

Meanwhile her neighbor in #8 looks like a lost puppy.