Sunday Afternoon Sex

[Hoosier_Vol]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments later, "Looks like the Andersons have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike....."

A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex."

Startled, his Mom and Dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"

Jimmy is outside on the balcony eating a popsicle too.

 

[volchick21]

:lolabove:

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Good one.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

that was great haha lol:

 

[volsgal03]

my kids are too old to fall for that now, was good.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

now that i look back and think about it, my parents use to be like why don't you go outside for a while

 

[Lexvol]

Top notch RT.

 

[crazyguy]

That was outstanding.

 

[VOLatile]

Awesome.

 

[cd12]

No wonder my dad would get onto me for biting into my popsicles!

 

[Lexvol]

No wonder my dad would get onto me for biting into my popsicles!

Lexy is not touching that one with a ten foot pole!lol:

 

[pretty-in-orange]

That one is just too dang clever...gotta love it though!!

 

[volchick21]

this somehow reminds me of the commercial on tv where the kid is showing his mom and dad his art dog, and its like the neighbors dog and stuff then he says "And I call this one mommy and daddy wrestling

 

[pretty-in-orange]

this somehow reminds me of the commercial on tv where the kid is showing his mom and dad his art dog, and its like the neighbors dog and stuff then he says "And I call this one mommy and daddy wrestling

haha I was thinking the same thing lollol:

 

[livefaith]

It is an urban myth that "bedtime is for children". :dance2:

 

[joeydupree]

now that i look back and think about it, my parents use to be like why don't you go outside for a while

Probably cuz you were a douche as a child too...

 

[orangeblooded2]

Parents. Always the last ones to have a clue........:blush:

 

[#10_Ainge_#10]

Funny stuff

 

[vollygirl]

:birgits_giggle:

 

[Vol Mania 21]

Probably cuz you were a douche as a child too...

look who is talkin

 

[volger]

Probably cuz you were a douche as a child too...

Joey that was uncalled for. Go to your room and think about what you just done. :stop:

 

[dembewbs]

Well mania was probably a douche...

 

[Vol Mania 21]

i was just a bad arse that's all

 

[dembewbs]

yea i bet...arnold is not bad arse btw

 

[volger]

I know I was, a douche that is. Mom & Dad had no qualms about sending me bro and sis down to the store to get some "urgently needed goods". Took a few years to figure their motive out. But they were pretty slick about it