Stupid Florida Song

#5
#5
That's cool...gotta love how people from Florida's a-hole think they're superior to those of us that happen to be from East Tennessee.

At least up here we've got enough sense to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. Oh, and we know how to vote right.

:lol:
 
#8
#8
at the risk of repeating myself on a different thread I feel I must repsond to the mighty florida crocs/gators...

when I die I would like the final song to be sung to be a resounding rendition of Rocky Top...my tombstone should read, "I would rather be here than in Gainesville!"



Go Vols smash the florida crocs/gators:neener:
 
#9
#9
There are every bit as many toothless inbred types in north Florida as there are in Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, etc. etc. You'd think that fans of southern football would have a little more pot.kettle.black sense about them, but I guess not.

So we've both got a high toothless rate in our fanbases. The difference is that East Tennessee is beautiful, while northern Florida is a wasteland flanked by the two armpits of Panama City and Daytona. Advantage, us.
 
#10
#10
Vercingetorix said:
There are every bit as many toothless inbred types in north Florida as there are in Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, etc. etc. You'd think that fans of southern football would have a little more pot.kettle.black sense about them, but I guess not.

So we've both got a high toothless rate in our fanbases. The difference is that East Tennessee is beautiful, while northern Florida is a wasteland flanked by the two armpits of Panama City and Daytona. Advantage, us.
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checkmate
 
#11
#11
Vercingetorix said:
There are every bit as many toothless inbred types in north Florida as there are in Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, etc. etc. You'd think that fans of southern football would have a little more pot.kettle.black sense about them, but I guess not.

So we've both got a high toothless rate in our fanbases. The difference is that East Tennessee is beautiful, while northern Florida is a wasteland flanked by the two armpits of Panama City and Daytona. Advantage, us.
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WOW I cant stop laughing my stomach hurts:eek:lol::eek:lol:
 
#13
#13
Ever been to the northern tip of Florida around 231 or 331? Yeah, we know it's more like Alabama, but it's still Florida. It's the only place in the world where they sell "dune mowers." After several thousands of requests to invent something that will mow half grass/half sand, some lucky Gold Camaro driving (with the Eagle on the hood), white-washed cut-off jean shorts (so tight it forms a man camel-toe), mailbox across the highway, let my dog roam free around the highway cuz I don't care, with a nice little pond in the yard (half full of trees growing out of it), mullet-head, mustache supporting, crooked-tooth with a sweat/blood/feces/dog feces/cow feces/moss stained, off white wife beater with holes on the strips of the shoulder found his solution.
 
#15
#15
"Go Gayter Nation". Indeed. Is there a Gate on Earth that endorses this video?

Watching that video makes me want to stick my head in an oven.
 
#19
#19
Septic said:
"Go Gayter Nation". Indeed. Is there a Gate on Earth that endorses this video?

Watching that video makes me want to stick my head in an oven.
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Yeah that video really puts the gay in gators doesn't.Those people can't seriously think that is a good video.:crazy::bash::machgun::gun:
 
#21
#21
GoGators01uf said:
The problem with that is our game with Florida State. They don't want it moved and we are contracted to play them every year. I'd love for this game to be at the end of the year also.
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I was thinking that. It would be kind of awkward to have 2 big rivalry games in a row.
 
#24
#24
That was original written and performed by Atlanta DJ AJ "Loose" Cannon before a GA game. I haven't heard that in years. Thanks for the laugh.
 
#25
#25
GoGators01uf said:
The problem with that is our game with Florida State. They don't want it moved and we are contracted to play them every year. I'd love for this game to be at the end of the year also.
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It's a shame that UF is so helpless. "Oh, that big bad FSU -- they want to play the game at the end of the year, so we can't do anything." Don't you guys have any input? Why couldn't that game be played in late October or something?
 
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