jason3713
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1. If you meet a woman in Alabama and she has all her teeth shes a tourist.
2. You always know if someone is married in Alabama. Theres tobacco spit down both sides of the truck.
3. How to get an Alabama cheerleader in your dorm room. Grease her hips up and push real hard.
4. If you get a divorce in Alabama she is still legally your sister.
5. State of Alabama dating motto. Why go across the street when y:baloon
u can go across the hall. :fireworks:
2. You always know if someone is married in Alabama. Theres tobacco spit down both sides of the truck.
3. How to get an Alabama cheerleader in your dorm room. Grease her hips up and push real hard.
4. If you get a divorce in Alabama she is still legally your sister.
5. State of Alabama dating motto. Why go across the street when y:baloon
u can go across the hall. :fireworks:
