I wrote this one a few years back:
Now Dooley was a good ole man, but in way o'er his head.
He never could beat Florida and for bama he played dead
He always lost to Georgia, South Carolina too
He lost to Vandy and Kentucky and things really came unglued.
Dooley, loadin up the movin van
Dooley, Tryin to get out of town
Dooley, Running with his "dignity"
Before He's Fired today.