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Date: 2008-10-05, 11:02PM CDT
Hi! Wow. Looks like you had a busy weekend, seeing as you even tore down the second round of signs as soon as I tried to replace the first ones you destroyed. Seriously, how can you possibly have such a boring life that
this is how you spend your Saturdays? Dude, I have bills to pay. At least give people a chance to see the signs and decide if they want to stop by or not. I even made sure to clearly write the date and times so no one would think they were outdated. But you, oh destroyer of dreams and yard sale announcements, took it upon yourself to end my sale early by removing hours worth of blood and magic markers. Yeah, I accidentally cut my hand putting up one of those signs. Added a little more color. Thanks for the workout and waste of time, jerk.
Just wanted to let you know what that smelly substance on your hand is. I took the liberty of making a couple signs out of cardboard my roommate's cat had mistaken for a litter box. Cat urine is the best! Also, I smeared generous amounts of Vaseline all over the signs. Hopefully you thought about me for at least as long as it took to wash out the cat pee petroleum jelly marinade from your hands and clothing. Maybe next time you'll think twice before going out and ruining someone's garage sale.
Oh yeah, and I saw your vehicle. Now I'm on the lookout, and if I find it again I'm going to plaster it with garage sale signs. Have fun tearing
those off.
Until next time!
ps.
I was quite sick over the weekend and made sure to sneeze on the signs.
Have fun with your fever.
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