silly things you are proud of

[Spartacavolus]

I refuse to make two trips to get groceries out of the car, and will use every inch of my arm, hand and each finger to make it happen. Even have risked purple fingers and busted blood vessels from the stress. May have even just pinched a nerve. My old almost dead dog just stood in the doorway like the dick he is. After a delay, I still made it.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I'm also proud that I can drop a deuce and be clean in about 10 seconds, so noone ever realizes that I just dropped one in their home. It doesn't even have a chance to stink.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

My collection of women's panties

 

[Billy Costigan]

I can spit water through my top two front teeth in a perfect stream - it looks like a high powered water gun.
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[Orangeslice13]

I'm also proud that I can drop a deuce and be clean in about 10 seconds, so noone ever realizes that I just dropped one in their home. It doesn't even have a chance to stink.

I though you were going with the bj Betty thing

 

[OtterFH]

My collection of women's panties

When you come to knoxville, or anywhere around it, let me know brah. This town won't know what hit it.

 

[rockytop114]

I'm also proud that I can drop a deuce and be clean in about 10 seconds, so noone ever realizes that I just dropped one in their home. It doesn't even have a chance to stink.

hay i can do that too

 

[Spartacavolus]

I though you were going with the bj Betty thing

I'm more ashamed of that

 

[rockytop114]

My collection of women's panties

more like his under wear

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

When you come to knoxville, or anywhere around it, let me know brah. This town won't know what hit it.

I heard that brah, horsemen for damn life.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

more like his under wear

Are you on drugs?

 

[rockytop114]

are you

 

[NewToVolCountry]

My driving skills

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Tricks I can do with a baseball.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

How much moms love me.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Thanks for sharing your deuce story. I was truly inspired.

I can get ready in five minutes in the morning because I dont eat breakfast and I take a shower the night before.

I can remove the ****ty tomatoes from a jr bacon cheeseburger while driving.

I have an incredible memory for stupid **** I don't really need to remember like lines from movies

I'm proud of my dog and she is pretty damn silly

 

[rockytop114]

Are you on drugs?

scotty is kip
Ron is pedro



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[rockytop114]

Thanks for sharing your deuce story. I was truly inspired.

I can get ready in five minutes in the morning because I dont eat breakfast and I take a shower the night before.

I can remove the ****ty tomatoes from a jr bacon cheeseburger while driving.

I have an incredible memory for stupid **** I don't really need to remember like lines from movies

I'm proud of my dog and she is pretty damn silly

man my freakin wife takes 2hrs to get ready i can get ready in 5min

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I can't piss n brush my teeth in 5 minutes in the morning

 

[Georgia Peach]

man my freakin wife takes 2hrs to get ready i can get ready in 5min

Yeah I just put in some hairspray brush the teeth and don't wear any makeup. Saves a ****load of time and effort.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'd die first

 

[Georgia Peach]

I'd die first

I just have never liked wearing makeup

 

[rockytop114]

well maybe 10min if i brush my teeth lol

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Has nothing to do with make-up

 

[Georgia Peach]

Has nothing to do with make-up

What did you mean? Getting ready in five minutes.