Should Pooch drink today?

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Need your help, Endzone. Should I or shouldn't I partake in beers today?

Thanks in advance!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I am under the assumption that you are alone. So I voted no.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Friends will be rolling in and out throughout the day.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Friends will be rolling in and out throughout the day.

Will they be drinking?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Enough with the grilling, counselor!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Enough with the grilling, counselor!

I would like to declare the witness hostile.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Those papers you had that gay guy (I assume he's a friend?) serve me with were used as a pooper scooper. I fed Arlo some french fries right before....

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I said go back to the bridge since he left Seth and I hanging.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You guys suck.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It was actually pretty fun

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Did you make sexy time with any hot, young, supple broads? Mmmmmmmmmm....

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I talked to 7 girls yesterday. And looked at 700 more. They were out in droves, especially when we were at frat row and by the sorority places.

 

[Hobock]

It's a pleasant afternoon. I say take a seis-pack to the bridge.
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[Hobock]

I talked to 7 girls yesterday. And looked at 700 more. They were out in droves, especially when we were at frat row and by the sorority places.

7 is an odd number. Was that your goal?
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[NewToVolCountry]

No, my goal was getting numbers and getting laid. Neither happened, so I settled for conversation

 

[Hobock]

No, my goal was getting numbers and getting laid. Neither happened, so I settled for conversation

Next time you talk to 7 chicks, ask all of them if they wanna ****. you might get 6 slaps to the face but the 1 yes will be worth it.
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[NewToVolCountry]

I will keep that in mind, sir. By that 7th girl, though, my face would be so red and swollen that I wouldn't have a chance.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Next time you talk to 7 chicks, ask all of them if they wanna ****. you might get 6 slaps to the face but the 1 yes will be worth it.
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What if he gets 7 yes's? That's a lot of pressure.
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[Hobock]

I will keep that in mind, sir. By that 7th girl, though, my face would be so red and swollen that I wouldn't have a chance.

Chicks dig bros that fight.
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[Hobock]

What if he gets 7 yes's? That's a lot of pressure.
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Nah. Call 6 of them whoors.
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[ImTheCrew]

pour up

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nah. Call 6 of them whoors.
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Seems completely reasonable.
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

40% want me to suicide myself. Tough crowd!

 

[Indianavol4eva]

if you were sharing the beer i might have voted differently.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

if you were sharing the beer i might have voted differently.

Dude, you're welcome to my beer anytime!