la.lovesorange
Go Vols!!!!!!!
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- Feb 15, 2004
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1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
>that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
>2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
>(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
>(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) -
>Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
>5. Someday I hope to marry...
>(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
>6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
>(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
>7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
>(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
>promise.
(My favorite!!!
>8. We've been friends for a very long time...
>(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
>9. I'm so miserable without you...
>(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
>10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
>(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
>11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking
>ship and there was only one life jacket...
>(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special
>for your birthday...
>(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and some parts of
>Texas) :blink:
>14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
>I can't help but wonder.
>(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
>(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
>that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
>2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
>(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
>3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
>(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) -
>Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
>5. Someday I hope to marry...
>(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
>6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
>(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
>7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
>(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
>promise.
(My favorite!!!>8. We've been friends for a very long time...
>(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
>9. I'm so miserable without you...
>(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
>10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
>(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
>11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking
>ship and there was only one life jacket...
>(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
>12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special
>for your birthday...
>(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and some parts of
>Texas) :blink:
>14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
>I can't help but wonder.
>(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
>(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
