I know, but it was a fun exercise anyway.
As far as the ideal realistic candidate you may be right (are ideals ever realistic?) , although you would have a hard time convincing that a Bob Stoops-like hire is not what we all really want. Young. Talented. Long-term. That would be my ideal anyway. A lot of parallels can be drawn between the OU and UT programs, as well. I guess my convolutions were really a backhanded was of asking if it was possible that Will Muschamp could possibly be that kind of coach.