Santa Goes Jerk

[UTVOLKeith]

Early festive people .....?

 

[BadJerry20]

Has anyone ever heard the song Dead Eye the One Eyed Bandit? Or did I completely make that up as a child? Every time I sing nobody has ever heard of it.

 

[BadJerry20]

He has midget slaves, he knows when you are sleeping and you are awake. Probably breaks in to your house and watches you while you are sleeping, and faps on your forehead. He makes little kids sit on his lap so he can find out who's naughty and nice. Fat man has issues and needs to be stopped. IMO

 

[mcompton]

Dahmer was the worst reindeer ever! He kept eating all the other reindeer!

Lulz

 

[VolFan32]

Thanksgiving is a week late this year. Ain't no shame in being festive.

 

[theFallGuy]

This guy gets it.

Full Yukon

#goldbygold

 

[Weezer]

He has midget slaves, he knows when you are sleeping and you are awake. Probably breaks in to your house and watches you while you are sleeping, and faps on your forehead. He makes little kids sit on his lap so he can find out who's naughty and nice. Fat man has issues and needs to be stopped. IMO

Coping mechanism for repressed memories. RIP BJ's fawked up childhood.

 

[Catbone]

In Rudolph. Completely shuts down Rudolph's sleigh future on account of a red nose.

I read that as Santa Goes Jerkin Rudolph