Sammich Time!

[Electric Orange]

 

[wounded mullet]

Have you ever seen a child clown without shoes?

It's disgusting....

 

[VOLCOP81]

My sammich conversation with the female gaurd at county last night.
me: Whats up....why are you down here
gaurd: hangin out.....what do you mean why am I down here.
me: i'm pretty sure this isn't the kitchen
gaurd: puzzled angry look
me: we both know your place is barefoot, pregant and in the kitchen making me a sammich
gaurd: hand patting pepper spray "oh I got something for you but its not an effing sammich"
me:......I really don't want to ask twice.
partner: we are leaving before you get us both sprayed.
gaurd: gave me the middle finger as I was leaving

true story, we have a good time
I got no sammich

 

[ATLVOL84]

should have just pointed to the pistola. last time i checked, firearm beats pepper spray.

 

[VOLCOP81]

should have just pointed to the pistola. last time i checked, firearm beats pepper spray.

We have to lock our pistolas outside in the holding bay before entering the jail......it sucks

 

[VIF]

gaurd? wtf?

 

[ATLVOL84]

lol:

 

[ATLVOL84]

We have to lock our pistolas outside in the holding bay before entering the jail......it sucks

no faith... no faith...

 

[VOLCOP81]

gaurd? wtf?

*guard....Luckily for me you don't have to be smart to be the police.....or good at spelling.

 

[ATLVOL84]

Just pass the physical and the background check!

 

[VIF]

And you must have a button on your shirt pocket so your bullet won't fall out.

 

[ATLVOL84]

I say they should only be allowed velcro. Anything more makes them use valuable brain power. (j/k... I love cops and what they do for us)

 

[VIF]

Yeah! No routine traffic stops anymore. We had two St. Pete officers murdered last week just serving a warrant. I admire the Po-po. They do a thankless job and risk their lives everyday.
Thanks Po-po! We salute you.

 

[ATLVOL84]

Yeah! No routine traffic stops anymore. We had two St. Pete officers murdered last week just serving a warrant. I admire the Po-po. They do a thankless job and risk their lives everyday.
Thanks Po-po! We salute you.

... but will never stop making fun of you.

 

[VIF]

Zachary!

 

[VOLCOP81]

Yeah! No routine traffic stops anymore. We had two St. Pete officers murdered last week just serving a warrant. I admire the Po-po. They do a thankless job and risk their lives everyday.Thanks Po-po! We salute you.

I just wish they would pay us more lol

 

[ATLVOL84]

now you're just asking to get fired. stop rocking the boat!