Sad, but oh so funny and true

[orangetd88]

Once two dullards coached ol' Rocky Top,
One thin, the other quite fat.
One clapped his hands each time a pass was dropped,
The other just dipped Skoal and spat.

Three and out and let's punt the ball again,
Defense, get ready, make haste!
Wide receiver screens and draws on 3rd and ten,
All that talent to waste...

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Top,
Underachiever of the SEC.

Sanders must go. Of that, there is no doubt,
But Phil's too scared to risk it.
All he really cares to think about,
Is where he might find his next biscuit.

3rd and long and let's call a shovel pass,
'Cause Sanders has doo-doo for brains.
That's why Rocky Top is ranked near last,
In scoring and offensive gains.

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Top,
The SEC's number three.

 

[JennVols]

I will have to send that to my friend who is an Auburn grad. After the VOLS/GEORGIA game, he sent this text message to me:

Rocky Top gonna drop all the way to fifth in the SEC
Good ole Rocky Top
Phil Fulmer eats a lot of twinkies
Phil Fulmer eats a lot of twinkies

LOL

 

[TBALLVOL]

That's hilarious!...a song sung BLUE!