*RUMORED* Ted Cruz Sex Scandal

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Catbone

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Let me preface this by saying this. The story you will see is from the National Enquirer. HOWEVER, the guy who wrote this is a 2 time Pulitzer Prize winner. He broke the story of the John Edwards affair.

SHOCKING CLAIMS: Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses! | National Enquirer

After some digging, here is some more things I have found.

- https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

- Team Cruz, Capitol Police Emails Pop Up in Ashley Madison Data Dump (Updated)

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Now, I doubt this is true to be honest. But, it will make for some good TV tomorrow!
 
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Imagine having to hear "yeah, you like that" in that voice as Ted Cruz worms his way inside you.

Things that make you go bluhhhhhhh.
 
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RobsPics said:
The religious right strikes again!!
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Expect to see a lot of rationalizing and then a lot of other people who say they don't care about his sex life when they were screaming from the rafters about Slick Willy's indiscretions.
 
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Need to see this from a more reputable source before I'd believe it.

But in before Cruz goes on camera and does terrible, smarmy acting job claiming Trump better not go after his mistresses.
 
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National Enquirer, while not a respected source, is actually pretty dang accurate. It isn't the joke that it used to be in the 80's and 90's. They are more right than they are wrong.
 
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So, during a major Terrorist attack, The Republicans are fighting over whose wife is prettiest/most worthy and now Mr Morals has five mistresses.
Who knows, maybe they are setting up Kasich for the general election.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Need to see this from a more reputable source before I'd believe it.

But in before Cruz goes on camera and does terrible, smarmy acting job claiming Trump better not go after his mistresses.
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That's pretty funny. Think that might be the first like I've given to you. Well done.
 
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davethevol said:
National Enquirer, while not a respected source, is actually pretty dang accurate. It isn't the joke that it used to be in the 80's and 90's. They are more right than they are wrong.
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Until Star and the Weekly World News weigh in I'm withholding judgement.
 
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davethevol said:
National Enquirer, while not a respected source, is actually pretty dang accurate. It isn't the joke that it used to be in the 80's and 90's. They are more right than they are wrong.
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What the crap do you mean joke? I went to the mall every weekend in the late 80's / early 90's looking for Elvis.
 
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