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GASOUTHERNVOL

GASOUTHERNVOL

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Alright guys, i was at a party one nite and had a video camera, and we got wasted and went around and asked people advice on life. No guidelines, what are some "maxims to live by"

1. No Excuses,, Play Like a Champion
2. Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of fight in the dog, unless you are mike vick,,,
 
#2
#2
1. It's only a movie
2. All roads lead somewhere
3. F'em if they can't take a joke.
 
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#5
Everybody loves a clown. But just wearing lipstick and giving people the finger doesn't make you a clown. Trust me.
 
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#6
dont ever go to the bar without a spotter. because you dont wanna wake up the morning to find out you went on a safari the previous nite and found a wildabeast
 
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#8
1. Happiness is under-rated.
2. You can't change other people, but you CAN have an effect on them.
3. Never marry somebody that you don't have a deep friendship with because one day, the other stuff will be gone.
4. The Bible says to love all people. It says nothing about liking anybody.
 
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GASOUTHERNVOL said:
dont ever go to the bar without a spotter. because you dont wanna wake up the morning to find out you went on a safari the previous nite and found a wildabeast
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superdave1984 said:
1. Happiness is under-rated.
2. You can't change other people, but you CAN have an effect on them.
3. Never marry somebody that you don't have a deep friendship with because one day, the other stuff will be gone.
4. The Bible says to love all people. It says nothing about liking anybody.
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Dont say that to jake, marrying her is the solution no matter what. :birgits_giggle:
 
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1. Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you.

2. There was a wise owl that lived in an oak, the more he heard the less he spoke, the less he spoke the more he heard, wasn't he a wise old bird.

3. If you believe in yourself, have pride and dedication and never quit you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards.
 
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#12
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
 
#13
#13
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
 
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#14
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.
 
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#15
if you get a choice of heaven and pie heaven, pick pie heaven, it may be a trick but if not, just think hrmmmm pie
 
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#17
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, "Well, technically that's illegal." It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.
 
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I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
 
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Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you -just one word.

Ben: Yes sir.

Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?

Ben: Yes I am.

Mr. McGuire: 'Plastics.'
 
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