rbroyles
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REDNECK MEDICAL DEFINITIONS
Barium - thats what you do when the doctors are through with them.
Benign - thats what you turn after you be eight.
Cauterize - That's when a woman notices you.
Cyst - When you give someone a helping hand.
Dilate - Better than dying soon.
Impotent - Significant and distinguished.
Node - To have been acquainted in the past.
Pap Smear - When someone insults your daddy.
Pathology - The study of trails.
Rectum - Also see crashed 'um and totaled 'um.
Tumor - When 2 other people show up for dinner.
X-rayed - For mature audiences only.
Barium - thats what you do when the doctors are through with them.
Benign - thats what you turn after you be eight.
Cauterize - That's when a woman notices you.
Cyst - When you give someone a helping hand.
Dilate - Better than dying soon.
Impotent - Significant and distinguished.
Node - To have been acquainted in the past.
Pap Smear - When someone insults your daddy.
Pathology - The study of trails.
Rectum - Also see crashed 'um and totaled 'um.
Tumor - When 2 other people show up for dinner.
X-rayed - For mature audiences only.
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