We took ours to get neutered today, and they found a heart murmur during his pre-op physical so he got out of it… for now. Told the vet I would probably develop a heart murmur too if I went in there, too.
Proceeded to tell this lady at church about it, she said you could use my vet, he makes house calls. I said “what like he does the procedure in his van?” She said “no, he does it right there inside the house”
I said, “do what?” She said “well yea we just laid some plastic down on the dinner table, my daughter had to get a ziploc bag for the testicles”
True story, and now I’m looking for a new church home.