Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[BigOrangeVols]

Ur momma so fat, when she go camping the bears have to hide THEIR food

 

[eVOLve]

Yo momma so fat that she ate the whole galaxy because she thought it was a Milky Way candy bar

 

[eVOLve]

Yo momma so fat that when she entered the room it became an open floor plan

 

[volbeast33]

In regards to chiropractors: when my middle son was born he had a dimple at the bottom of his spine. My wife asked multiple doctors from the day he was born about it and she was told it was nothing. The doctors put in his chart that my wife was exhibiting symptoms of munchhausens by proxy. When he was eleven, the chiropractor told my wife that the dimple was connected to some form of spinal cord issue and we should get an mri. The doctor tried to blow us off and kind of rolled his eyes because the chiropractor told us. We pushed and he ended up doing an x-ray then an mri. Turned out it was a tethered spine and he ended up requiring surgery.
The point is, there are good chiropractors and there are doctors with their heads up their rear ends. I never assume that just because someone has m.d. after their name they are always right. Doctors, as it turns out, are people, so some are are awful and some are great. Seems like @VolsDoc81TX is a good one based on his posts.

Yep….. I question everyone….. there are a lot of bad doctors…. I work directly with doctors that I have to help them to use their….. that is the person who I would my life in their hands…..my issue with chiro….. they are fine with adjustments…. Pressure point release and stress relief….. They just believe that they can cure/help every illness known and venture way outside what I consider their scope of practice.

 

[drvenner]

Not a fan of the yo momma jokes. I don't care if you call me Francis or not.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Not a fan of the yo momma jokes. I don't care if you call me Francis or not.

they are silly.

 

[matt_mccoy19]

Yo mama so lazy…

 

[Jack Burton]

The Vandy grad clowns who run this account are pathetic.

RedditCFB has revealed its weakness. Now you know UT Sports accounts will poke them constantly.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

RedditCFB has revealed its weakness. Now you know UT Sports accounts will poke them constantly.

They're like the little brother that got picked on by all the big brother's cool friends and grew up to be a total prick because of it.

 

[Nashvegas31]

RedditCFB has revealed its weakness. Now you know UT Sports accounts will poke them constantly.

All the Vandy cry babies are talking trash. Some loser Jared Stillman was trash talking the TN tweet about being home too as I saw Withrow get after him. Literally the dumbest fanbase ever. The guy said TN won’t be number 1 in the city for long… bruh if we already didn’t lose the spot in our worst decade how we going to lose it with all sports on a high right now.

 

[Jackcrevol]

RedditCFB has revealed its weakness. Now you know UT Sports accounts will poke them constantly.

Tennessee has played in 17 major B4 bowls in it's history.

Vanderbilt has been invited to and played in 9 bowl games, period, in its illustrious history. Winning less than half of those. That means to me Tennessee has a near 50% chance to get into a B4 bowl than Candy does of attending a bowl period. Maybe my numbers are skewed?

Candy football, as Google corrected was founded in 1890, 131 years ago. If the maths are correct, that means Candy appeared in a bowl game .007% of the time. Solid.

Edit: Maths was wrong. Not a road's scholer. Tis more like 6%. Wowee.

 

[rekinhavoc]

So are some transfers just going to show up in the next few weeks?

 

[SouthKnoxVOL]

Some woman on Twitter yesterday was talking about her 11 year old son was playing Xbox on Christmas day and she overhead someone online call her son gay....the kids response - " I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

Bout pissed my pants from laughing so hard.

 

[GregAmsler]

diff between hiring best coach or your friend.

Brooks was a good coach and a slightly above average recruiter. He wasnt Rodney Garner.

This was ultimately the biggest reason for Fulmer's downfall. He didn't want to bring in coaches from outside his circle of trust and, when he did (like Clawson), he didn't let them coach. I firmly believe this was the result of his original sin in betraying Majors.

He was like the cheating spouse who doesn't trust because he/she is a cheater and he/she projects that onto the spouse. Fulmer was always afraid someone would do to him what he did to the man who gave him his career.

 

[Orange Studs]

Sure hope these guys get to play in their Bowl game. They sure deserve it. Down to three days before game day.

 

[matt_mccoy19]

Yo mama so lazy…

It took her an hour to finish the joke

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

This was ultimately the biggest reason for Fulmer's downfall. He didn't want to bring in coaches from outside his circle of trust and, when he did (like Clawson), he didn't let them coach. I firmly believe this was the result of his original sin in betraying Majors.

He was like the cheating spouse who doesn't trust because he/she is a cheater and he/she projects that onto the spouse. Fulmer was always afraid someone would do to him what he did to the man who gave him his career.

Fulmer slurper brigade come to defend their hero in..three...two.....one..

 

[82_VOL_83]

This was ultimately the biggest reason for Fulmer's downfall. He didn't want to bring in coaches from outside his circle of trust and, when he did (like Clawson), he didn't let them coach. I firmly believe this was the result of his original sin in betraying Majors.

He was like the cheating spouse who doesn't trust because he/she is a cheater and he/she projects that onto the spouse. Fulmer was always afraid someone would do to him what he did to the man who gave him his career.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Tennessee has played in 17 major B4 bowls in it's history.

Vanderbilt has been invited to and played in 9 bowl games, period, in its illustrious history. Winning less than half of those. That means to me Tennessee has a near 50% chance to get into a B4 bowl than Candy does of attending a bowl period. Maybe my numbers are skewed?

Candy football, as Google corrected was founded in 1890, 131 years ago. If the maths are correct, that means Candy appeared in a bowl game .007% of the time. Solid.

Unfortunately, your math is incorrect. Nine games made in 131 years is 6.9% of the time they make a bowl game, which is still atrocious! Your overall point stands.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

So are some transfers just going to show up in the next few weeks?

Technically they can start showing up on campus when the next semester begins. And there are two upcoming semesters

 

[Jackcrevol]

Unfortunately, your math is incorrect. Nine games made in 131 years is 6.9% of the time they make a bowl game, which is still atrocious! Your overall point stands.

My Masters is in Communications. Quant Metholodgy was 10 years ago, I dont maths well.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Also, update on the kids that left UT for those greener pastures...

Brian Maurer - Stephen F. Austin
Tee Hodge - Indiana State
Carlin Fils-aime - ?
Harrison Bailey - ?
Morven Joseph - Florida Atlantic
Tiyon Evans - Louisville

 

[KB5252]

You momma so ugly even Spencer Rattler said WTF!

 

[drvenner]

This was ultimately the biggest reason for Fulmer's downfall. He didn't want to bring in coaches from outside his circle of trust and, when he did (like Clawson), he didn't let them coach. I firmly believe this was the result of his original sin in betraying Majors.

He was like the cheating spouse who doesn't trust because he/she is a cheater and he/she projects that onto the spouse. Fulmer was always afraid someone would do to him what he did to the man who gave him his career.

I agree that he did not want to bring in coordinators from outside of his circle of trust and he was reluctant to let go some guys who should have been let go sooner. I do not agree with the part about him betraying Coach Majors. Not going to get into a protracted debate, as it was an ugly situation with Majors. I can almost guarantee that Fulmer was not the only culprit.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

@nicksjuzunk this morning after finding out how much I ate at Christmas