Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Enki_Amenra]

Yo mama so fat she died of covid...

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Mama died because she didn't wear her mask in the car 🤧

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

In the words of Eddie Murphy, yo mama is so fat she got her toenails painted at Earl Scheib.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Unrelated, but a few movies I watched recently that we enjoyed.

Free Guy - just a fun light hearted rom-com basically, really well done

Ron’s Gone Wrong - animation done right, some great writing and laughs in this one. Quality voice acting too

 

[KB5252]

Your momma's so fast she buys her bras at Pep Boys.

 

[seaofORANGE22]

I'm way behind in here but thought y'all might like this quote

 

[DeusExMachina]

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The absolute worst movie that has ever been foisted upon the American populace. The director should be ridiculed, castigated, humiliated and never allowed to pursue their chosen profession again.

 

[Weezer]

Sad news. @Jackcrevol 's mom just broke up with me.

Anybody else got a momma I can get with?

 

[Weezer]

 

[UTMVol76]

Yo mammas so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first

 

[GoBigOrange86]

The Vandy grad clowns who run this account are pathetic.

 

[Weezer]

Stealing jokes from 1995?

 

[KB5252]

Ok, who all do we have from the transfer portal so far. Had a family member argue with me that we had 5 Florida players transferring, one being a qb.

I'm only familiar with 1. Did I miss something?

 

[Weezer]

Ok, who all do we have from the transfer portal so far. Had a family member argue with me that we had 5 Florida players transferring, one being a qb.

I'm only familiar with 1. Did I miss something?

Only one Florida player has committed to the Vols. Maybe they're just talking about the mass exodus from Florida in general?

 

[BigOrange15]

The Vandy grad clowns who run this account are pathetic.

Guess who is not playing in a bowl game? Hope they enjoy watching Tennessee practice on their field.

 

[Weezer]

Ok, who all do we have from the transfer portal so far. Had a family member argue with me that we had 5 Florida players transferring, one being a qb.

I'm only familiar with 1. Did I miss something?

Since Mullen was fired, 6 Florida players have hit the portal, and Emory Jones has said he will enter the portal, though he hasn't yet.

 

[KB5252]

Since Mullen was fired, 6 Florida players have hit the portal, and Emory Jones has said he will enter the portal, though he hasn't yet.

They seemed to think these players were portaling to Tennessee. I didn't think that was correct but they insisted it was.

 

[Weezer]

They seemed to think these players were portaling to Tennessee. I didn't think that was correct but they insisted it was.

It's not. We've only taken one.

 

[KB5252]

It's not. We've only taken one.

That's what I thought. Thanks for the verification, I'm old and forgetful now so it's good to get confirmation from my fellow geezers.

 

[butchna]

Since Mullen was fired, 6 Florida players have hit the portal, and Emory Jones has said he will enter the portal, though he hasn't yet.

Both Copeland and Jones entered the portal and both played.

 

[Weezer]

Both Copeland and Jones entered the portal and both played.

Jones isn't officially in the portal last I looked, but he's stated he's going to enter the portal. Copeland has already committed to Maryland, I believe.

 

[Weezer]

2022 College Football Transfer Portal (247sports.com)

Emory Jones isn't listed as in the portal yet according to 247.

 

[tnvols72]

Your mom is so nasty that she went to take a bath and the water jumped out and said I will wait


I saw your momma walking down the road kicking cans and I asker her where she was going and she said moving.

 

[VolzMan53]

 

[barrylee]

Literally got chill bumps watching, that kid will be a VOL4LIFE

Got to admit I scrolled right through and didn't watch that video till I read your post. Went back and watched and I'm very happy I did. Thank you..