Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Glitch]

Imma call the VN court to order...

@utvols88 v. “Thanks Jimmy”

re: Is @utvols88 entitled to a statute of limitations for the recycling of the aforementioned goose attack pics for new material?

Exhibit A:

I vote guilty and recommend @utvols88 be tortured slowly by being forced to watch last year's football game vs UK on a loop.

 

[Nuctech777]

I do take zinc every day, along with other vitamins and minerals. Lots of people are probably mad at me, but I have done nothing that I know of to offend to good people at Pace. I have never even tried that other picante from New York City.

 

[SLICKYINC]

It’s only April

 

[RikidyBones]

I vote guilty and recommend @utvols88 be tortured slowly by being forced to watch last year's football game vs UK on a loop.

 

[RikidyBones]

In regards to this @engineerVOL accusation...

 

[Kristy*]

I vote guilty and recommend @utvols88 be tortured slowly by being forced to watch last year's football game vs UK on a loop.

While drinking coffee.

 

[RikidyBones]

My wife works from home for now like I do so we are sharing the office. She's listening to music and singing but I'm not sure she hears herself...

She's like


And I'm like

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Well, looks like 15 years on the equator finally got to me. I’ve got a bit of skin cancer fellas

COVID-19 shot today should cure that, right?

 

[RikidyBones]

While drinking coffee.

 

[engineerVOL]

In regards to this @engineerVOL accusation...
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the verdict is in: while the court apparently desires completely shame to be heaped upon you. The facts of the case rest in this: joke material as an evolving arena. The court believes in mining old jokes for parts. You will not be subjected to “Thanks, Jimmy.” The precedent is set: Jimmy’s are reserved for posts intended to be news material.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Anyone got anything on this?

Our new coach is actually smart enough to play chess correctly… The former staff had a chess set but could hardly play checkers with it.

 

[RikidyBones]

Our new coach is actually smart enough to play chess correctly… The former staff had a chess set but could hardly play checkers with it.

Pruitt be like "checkermate rednecks"

 

[tnhunter 10]

Bleacher report mock draft has Keon going 6 and Springer 26.

 

[Catbone]

Good for them. What about tiyon evans and jabari small?

Lots of talent there as long as our OL can block

 

[Glitch]

Highly suggested read:
Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters
Book by Meg Meeker

I read that as soon as i found out I was having a daughter. Maybe I will read it again though.

 

[hooperj75]

Pruitt be like "checkermate rednecks"

Pruitt played Candyland not chess.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Highly suggested read:
Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters
Book by Meg Meeker

boom! thanks.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

My wife has tried to tell me about some of the winners that she dated before she wised up and married me. Lol. She tells me she made it through and our girls will too.

Hmm, my wife tells me about all the great guys that she dated before she met me...

 

[drvenner]

Our new coach is actually smart enough to play chess correctly… The former staff had a chess set but could hardly play checkers with it.

I think most of our former staff would struggle with tiddly-winks.

 

[Chuckie]

Well, looks like 15 years on the equator finally got to me. I’ve got a bit of skin cancer fellas

COVID-19 shot today should cure that, right?

Just rub some dirt on it...you'll be fine.

 

[SweetasSoda]

When all u see is a hand suddenly appear on hers and hear ... "That's not for you"

The chills ran down my spine

Additionally that one episode where Yeshua says "Too Soon?" I about spit my coffee out laughing

I did that with the one where the man said the room was haunted.

 

[MarcoVol]

Well, looks like 15 years on the equator finally got to me. I’ve got a bit of skin cancer fellas

COVID-19 shot today should cure that, right?

Got that basal cell?

Just got a basal cell carcinoma on my arm removed 2 days ago. Also took biopsy of a spot on my neck.

 

[SweetasSoda]

Eric gray and ty Chandler are going to have GREAT years

Don't care

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Did not say that at all. Pat’s teams became the best by scrimmages against talented male athletes. Not the best male teams. Sorry if that’s how that came across.

They did have the best basketball coach ever.
Male or female don’t matter. Pat was the best!

Agreed...I just thought it kinda sounded like you were throwing in with the weirdos on the subject.

 

[CountVolcula]

How are you guys over here handling this recruiting?