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It's a great day to be free of gas and bloating with Gas Away.
My favorite symptom is "anal leakage". I told my wife if I ever have to take medicine that may cause "anal leakage" just shoot me and put me out of my misery.
 
MLB still hasn’t pulled me back in as a fan from the 1994 strike. I bet there are lots of people out there that feel the same way.
I stopped watching MLB games but I love the college game. I've pretty much given up on the pro games. It's all about the college game for me now days.
 
I had a horrible dream last night.

It was the home opener. With 9 minutes to go in the 4th quarter against Charlotte, we were losing 24-10 and we just turned the ball over on downs at midfield and had no more hope. I remember the feeling of dismay I had at that moment like it was so real. Thanks Georgia State...

Crucify me, y’all.
 
I had a horrible dream last night.

It was the home opener. With 9 minutes to go in the 4th quarter against Charlotte, we were losing 24-10 and we just turned the ball over on downs at midfield and had no more hope. I remember the feeling of dismay I had at that moment like it was so real. Thanks Georgia State...

Crucify me, y’all.

I've identified your problem. You obviously had JG starting in your dream. Bench him, and then you'll have only pleasant dreams in the future.
 
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