Reasons we fixen to whip UGA tail 2.0

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These is some of the reasons we gone whip UGA's ass this year

Btw this was in a discussion about Tenneessee vs UGA


1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Their coach is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that DC fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. They will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick their coach with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Terry Joseph is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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I didn't think it was golfballs who wrote it... I remember we debated forever about whether it was a troll or not..
 
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ACvol3 said:
I didn't think it was golfballs who wrote it... I remember we debated forever about whether it was a troll or not..
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Unfortunately I cannot take credit for this gem. I done saved it from the original feller who wrote it. He got banned.
 
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I adapted it for a Bye week thread in the Zone.

Here's the original:

These is some of the reasons we gone whip Georgias ass this year

1. They sorry ass hell.

2. Mark Rich is a damn idiot and he has compiled a staff of damn fools. Ole Dooley wouldnt consider a single one of em for even a water boy position. Them damn jokers couldnt even cut the grass at Tennessee.

3.They team is soft and many of them is prolly sissies.

4.They quarterback is a freshman and he is short as hell.

5.They running back Caleb King aint gone stay healthy.

6. They defense is new and that Grantham fella aint never been no count as a coordinator no where.

7. They secondary is sorry as hell and they couldnt intercept a pass if you tossed it right to them underhanded. Them damn dogs will be last in the country in turnovers again.

8. Our team is more talented as ussual.

9. Them boys is afraid of the mighty T and all it stands for.

10. They mascot and they cheerleaders is ugly.

11. They fans is stupid and Athens is a ****hole.

12. Tennessee is a better state.

13. Coach Dooley is a damn smart genius and is gone out trick coach Mark Rich with his mind.

14. Our boys is better players and is tougher.

15. We took all they best recruits last year, Rodgers, Neal, James and them sissies feelings is hurt about it.

16. Chuck Smith is clearly gone be the best assistant on the field that day.

17. Our dog is more better and Rocky Top bad ass and will be played all damn day long.

18. Most importantly we always WHIP THEY ASS!!!

My prediction is 39-5 VOLS.

If I left anything out yall please add it and as always how bout them VOLS!!!
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where is the orginal thread? one of the best i've seen..loved how everyone complained about his grammer, but after it picked up they talked like it as the greatest thread ever..
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jdbeard said:
where is the orginal thread? one of the best i've seen..loved how everyone complained about his grammer, but after it picked up they talked like it as the greatest thread ever..
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It's gone. golfballs deserves mad e-cred for preserving this piece of VolNation history.
 
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