Reasons to be jealous of Sly

[vol_in_ar]

Taught Richard Petty how to drive a race car

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Taught Richard Pryor how to tell non-racist racial jokes, but was humble enough to let Gene Wilder to step in for movies.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Did more than one cock push-ups.

 

[DD4ME]

While flaccid