Reasons Hobock Should Be Allowed To Attend The 2013 UGA Tailgate

[Hobock]

I gotcha.. we cool mane?

As a flipped pillow, Sun.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thank you. Try to capture the essence of 3* in 3 sentences.

3* is young and good looking. The guy posting on here is the same person you will meet in person. While he's a genuinely good dude, he has a small bladder and pisses non stop.

 

[Hobock]

3* is young and good looking. The guy posting on here is the same person you will meet in person. While he's a genuinely good dude, he has a small bladder and pisses non stop.

Thanks. We should ask Tex to bring a few indwelling catheters. Micturition can cramp the style of a quality tailgate experience.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thanks. We should ask Tex to bring a few indwelling catheters. Micturition can cramp the style of a quality tailgate experience.

Truth. Red is an RN so she can install the catheters. The hand held urinal is also an option.

 

[Hobock]

Truth. Red is an RN so she can install the catheters. The hand held urinal is also an option.

Urinals are for pansies. Tube in the deek or GTFO, imo. If Red brings her own lube, I will gladly insert my own, thank you. I'm not a needy perv, bro.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Urinals are for pansies. Tube in the deek or GTFO, imo. If Red brings her own lube, I will gladly insert my own, thank you. I'm not a needy perv, bro.

Real men need no lube.
(OS13 makes no claim on real man status)

 

[Hobock]

Real men need no lube.
(OS13 makes no claim on real man status)

Who have I excluded from this inquiry?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Otter. My fishing buddy. Takes his dad to games still. Would like to smash Heart. All in all, good peep.

Bones. Happy Drunk.


I think that's all the original tailgaters.

 

[Hobock]

Otter. My fishing buddy. Takes his dad to games still. Would like to smash Heart. All in all, good peep.

Bones. Happy Drunk.


I think that's all the original tailgaters.

Heart was there? I guess I missed that.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Heart was there? I guess I missed that.

No Heart wasn't there. I was describing Otter. It's part of his persona. (The desire to smash Heart)

 

[Behr]

Why should I be allowed to attend the 2013 UGA Zonetard tailgate? Help me convince my wife that I should be allowed to socialize with a gaggle of Zonetards.

*Warning* Mrs. Hobock will most definitely read this thread.

Anal sex won't be as important to you anymore.

 

[Hobock]

Anal sex won't be as painful to you anymore.

I'm quickly finding my enthusiasm for "tail"gating falling by the wayside. Have you RSVP'D?

 

[rockytop114]

No Heart wasn't there. I was describing Otter. It's part of his persona. (The desire to smash Heart)

That's part of my persona

 

[Spartacavolus]

Tell her you can drop her off for the weekend at sparts crib on your way.

 

[Behr]

I'm not finding my enthusiasm for "tail"gating falling by the wayside. Have you RSVP'D?

My curiosity has risen.

 

[Hobock]

Tell her you can drop her off for the weekend at sparts crib on your way.

Deal. As long as you roll with me. Game recognizes game.

 

[Hobock]

My curiosity has risen.

If the promise of butt sects might give you reason to accompany us, 114 will be happy to oblige.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Deal. As long as you roll with me. Game recognizes game.

That's fine too. I think my wife is a vampire lesbian anyway. We can leave them at the hizzy.

 

[xJesusx56]

My curiosity has risen.

Probably not the only thing that's risen with all this talk of butt secs






If you know what I mean.

 

[Orangeslice13]

That's fine too. I think my wife is a vampire lesbian anyway. We can leave them at the hizzy.

Spart has been at his black friends house again.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You'll meet your first 300-lb Swedish-Korean.

 

[Hobock]

That's fine too. I think my wife is a vampire lesbian anyway. We can leave them at the hizzy.

Holy shat! There must be something in the water. MamaBock has been sucking me dry for years..

 

[Hobock]

You'll meet your first 300-lb Swedish-Korean.

I missed this joke for the third time.

 

[rmsmith]

Otter. My fishing buddy. Takes his dad to games still. Would like to smash Heart. All in all, good peep.

Bones. Happy Drunk.


I think that's all the original tailgaters.

that doesn't narrow it down very much

 

[Behr]

If the promise of butt sects might give you reason to accompany us, 114 will be happy to oblige.

Pretty sure that would be illegal, if not, I know it would be frowned upon.