It was the most obscene rant I probably have ever had, all over a game I don't care about. Here is what my day consisted of yesterday:
1) Wake up in unfamilar bed that's roughly in the shape of a half-pipe
2) Shave (which I despise doing)
3) Take a shower under a head with no water pressure, as well as water that smells like rotted iron
4) Dress "nicely", as future Mrs OV is dragging me to a wedding
5) Sit through a ploddingly boring Catholic wedding service
6) Feel hunger pangs, as brilliant couple has elected to go with the "three hours between wedding and reception" plan
7) Be forced to stay out just late enough to miss most of the afternoon games ending
8) Be forced to listen to blather from a bunch of Ohio State loving human neutron stars
9) Feel profuse itching on my face and neck roughly every 12 seconds, until I feel as if putting a garden rake to the area would help
10) Get lost in the city of Akron (not fun in broad daylight, let alone late at night)
11) Listen to two idiots go on for a solid minute and a half about "poor officiating", when the very first replay clearly shows the pass being thrown directly to #37 (the UVA running back)
And, because I was responsible for driving, there was no way I was going to partake in any spirits....so imagine being surrounded by 250+ Ohio State fans while sober in addition to everything else.
