Randys performance today

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I'm surprised nobody has started a thread about how bad Randy Sanders performed on his day off. I'm sure he did SOMETHING wrong today.
 
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I heard that Randy went and got his paper before he turned on his coffee maker. That was obviously a pitiful move on his part.
 
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Originally posted by GAVol@Sep 10, 2005 11:27 PM
I heard that Randy went and got his paper before he turned on his coffee maker.  That was obviously a pitiful move on his part.
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I wonder if he went 4 and 5 wide when he got it. He probably just went right up the middle of his driveway.
 
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I don't know why you are snickering at my comment. I think it's obvious that Randy Sanders in in way over his head trying to make coffee for a major household.
 
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Yeah his wife should leave him for Charlie Weis or Pete Carroll...then she'd know what real coffe was like.
 
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Originally posted by GAVol@Sep 10, 2005 11:31 PM
I don't know why you are snickering at my comment.  I think it's obvious that Randy Sanders in in way over his head trying to make coffee for a major household.
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Do you think it would help if he would bring David Cutcliffe into the household? Kind of like Mr. Belvedere.
 
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It has to be all his fault. Just because the coffeemaker has no cord and the pot broke doesn't mean anything.
 
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Charlie Weis would have made a cord from a shoe string and Pete Carroll would have caught the coffee in his hands.
 
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Originally posted by mikey@Sep 10, 2005 11:35 PM
It has to be all his fault.  Just because the coffeemaker has no cord and the pot broke doesn't mean anything.
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Maybe he should call Al Saunders or Walt Harris. I think they designed the coffeemaker.
 
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Originally posted by hatvol96@Sep 10, 2005 11:34 PM
Do you think it would help if he would bring David Cutcliffe into the household? Kind of like Mr. Belvedere.
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:lolabove: LMAO! Good one.
 
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It seems that everyone has become spoiled. Doesn't anyone remember the Bill Pace Decaf Coffee Machine? It always induced sleep.
 
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Hey...it's Sat. This is the day we are supposed to make up some silly B.S. to blame on Randy.
 
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I heard he didn't water his yard until almost 8:30 when everybody knows that Charlie Weis waters his at 6:00.
 
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It's plain that Randy Sanders can't handle a yard that big.
 
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Originally posted by GAVol@Sep 10, 2005 11:48 PM
It's plain that Randy Sanders can't handle a yard that big.
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Maybe he should have worked on a smaller yard before taking on this one.
 
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I don't think it matters. He's only watering where somebody tells him to water.
 
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And the fact that the hose had holes in it should not factor in. He simply sucks at watering his yard. Charlie Weis on the other hand...he waters to the left when you think he's gonna water right. He waters deep when you think he's gonna water short. The man is a watering genius.
 
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