Random Thoughts XXVIII

[BadJerry20]

Behr is a sexy woman !
Taters is pretty cute without the Reds gear on!

Dat azz!
I'm trying to get him to be a Giants fan.

 

[Behr]

Nah I'm pretty committed to taters and my boo Behr.

You do have a purty mouf.

 

[BadJerry20]

Most plausible thing I've read in here tonight.

I will cut you dancing queen.

 

[BadJerry20]

You do have a purty mouf.

Now you are just making it weird.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Now you are just making it weird.

What was it before?

 

[BadJerry20]

I tell girls sex is a sprint, not a marathon. So they better hurry cause I'm winning either way.

 

[BadJerry20]

What was it before?

Romantical

 

[Orangeslice13]

Near Zaxby's.

Exit 11.
Glad we solved that mystery.

 

[Aavoxx]

I will cut you dancing queen.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

 

[Aavoxx]

Exit 11.
Glad we solved that mystery.

Knowing what I know now, I should have pushed the envelope.

 

[BadJerry20]

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

Beech you will never see me coming. Knives are more intimate.

 

[Behr]

I tell Behr sex is a sprint, not a marathon. So he better hurry cause I'm winning either way.

Leave me the fawk outta this.

 

[BadJerry20]

Leave me the fawk outta this.

You know I always take my time with you. I meant random beeches, you are my bottom beech Boo Behr

 

[Aavoxx]

Beech you will never see me coming. Knives are more intimate.

Foolish sentiment.

 

[BadJerry20]

Foolish sentiment.

Nothing like feeling the last gasp of air as you twist the knife in.

 

[Behr]

You know I always take my time with you. I meant random beeches, you are my bottom beech Boo Behr

It ain't funny anymore.

 

[Aavoxx]

Nothing like feeling the last gasp of air as you twist the knife in.

Or I could just shoot you in the head.

 

[BadJerry20]

It ain't funny anymore.

Who's joking?

 

[VolFan32]

So I see this girl last night that I haven't seen it like 4 years. She runs up starts kissing me, hanging all over me, telling me she loves me and missed me. We go home, hook up then she leaves.

So she sends me a text this morning trying to hook me up with her friend. She says HE thinks I'm sexy.

Wtf?

 

[BadJerry20]

Or I could just shoot you in the head.

I'm a metro sexual ninja fool

 

[Behr]

Or I could just shoot you in the head.

He's probably familiar with "head shots".

 

[BadJerry20]

Wtf?

That was my immediate reaction.

 

[BadJerry20]

He's probably familiar with "head shots".

You just fell behind taters

 

[VolFan32]

That was my immediate reaction.

Crazy beeches, Jerry. Something apparently the both of us attract.

 

[Behr]

Crazy beeches, Jerry. Something apparently the both of us attract.

Get a room.