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#5,479
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Peace out zoners. I'm headed home, pound beers, be in bed by 7, up at 10 and start driving. I'll hit the MS River about 9:30 am tomorrow. Off for a week of turkey harrassing. Be back a week from Monday.
 
#5,483
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mcompton said:
Peace out zoners. I'm headed home, pound beers, be in bed by 7, up at 10 and start driving. I'll hit the MS River about 9:30 am tomorrow. Off for a week of turkey harrassing. Be back a week from Monday.
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Happy Hunting in C-Ville !
 
#5,489
#5,489
We're gonna need some crack whores for the down time. Please send #'s. Memphis Zoners, I'm counting on you
 
#5,490
#5,490
Girls should not give you a disgusting look when you stare at their azz at the gym when they have yoga pants on. They know what they walked out of the house wearing.
 
#5,497
#5,497
VolFan32 said:
Nothing else you can do.
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You could say "Ma'am, I apologize but you have a wonderful ass. If I had to rate it on a 1 to 10, I would call it an assterpiece. And when you give it such a lovely display, it is hard for me not to gaze at such a wonder."

Meh. Just a thought.
 
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#5,498
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VolFan32 said:
Girls should not give you a disgusting look when you stare at their azz at the gym when they have yoga pants on. They know what they walked out of the house wearing.
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Yoga is best practiced in the nude. Downward facing dog FTW.
 
#5,499
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GonzoforCuonzo said:
You could say "Ma'am, I apologize but you have a wonderful ass. If I had to rate it on a 1 to 10, I would call it an assterpiece. And when you give it such a lovely display, it is hard for me not to haze at such a wonder."

Meh. Just a thought.
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I'm going to commit this to memory and let you know how it goes.
 
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