Random Thoughts XXVIII

[Hobock]

Ur girls must still be young

She turns 5 on the 10th.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

She turns 5 on the 10th.

U still got time

 

[Weezer]

I'll win the war. Kitty will "go back to his house" in a few days.

Just don't let them name it, otherwise, you are screwed. And hopefully you have already planted the idea "kitty must be lost, we have to help it find its way home". War with women is tricky. Cover all your bases.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lil' Tex got his Tiger badge today. He'll be in cub scouts now. I'll try to get a pic up soon.

 

[joeydupree]

Sup

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Lil' Tex got his Tiger badge today. He'll be in cub scouts now. I'll try to get a pic up soon.

That's awesome. Kick ass lil tex.

 

[joeydupree]

Drank

 

[Hobock]

Just don't let them name it, otherwise, you are screwed. And hopefully you have already planted the idea "kitty must be lost, we have to help it find its way home". War with women is tricky. Cover all your bases.

I got this.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

War with women is tricky. Cover all your bases.

Airtight.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's awesome. Kick ass lil tex.

His mom told me he had to get like 12 electives to get his tiger badge, and he got like 30 electives. Kid's an over achiever!

 

[Hobock]

Lil' Tex got his Tiger badge today. He'll be in cub scouts now. I'll try to get a pic up soon.

Nice.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

His mom told me he had to get like 12 electives to get his tiger badge, and he got like 30 electives. Kid's an over achiever!

Better help him learn to tie good knots. They'll help him in his pimping days

 

[Weezer]

Wait til you get the pouty lip with the teary eyes, "Daddy, I want a puppy" moment. Kiss your carpet and furniture goodbye. What's sad, I don't even have a daughter, just nieces, but I know the experience all too well.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Better help him learn to tie good knots. They'll help him in his pimping days

Kid draws the chicks like bees to honey.

 

[Weezer]

Better help him learn to tie good knots. They'll help him in his pimping days

Pimping, serial killer, knots are useful in all kinds of fields.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Pimping, serial killer, knots are useful in all kinds of fields.

True

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Every time I see bamawriter post on VN I want to kill a baby elephant.

 

[Weezer]

Every time I see bamawriter post on VN I want to kill a baby elephant.

I like elephants. I really hate they have an elephant for a mascot. What the hell does an elephant have to do with the crimson tide? They should have a tampon as their mascot.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

I like elephants. I really hate they have an elephant for a mascot. What the hell does an elephant have to do with the crimson tide? They should have a tampon as their mascot.

I have called their fans elephant tampons for years.

 

[Weezer]

The poor elephants should be left out of it. How would you like a bama fan shoved up your ass? I'm assuming of course you have no female parts.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

The poor elephants should be left out of it. How would you like a bama fan shoved up your ass? I'm assuming of course you have no female parts.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Did you actually take that comment seriously?

 

[bubbacurry1]

Just got home from the boys baseball practice. I had no idea he was that much bigger than the rest of the kids his age. He was crushing the ball. Looks like its gonna be a good season for him.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Did you actually take that comment seriously?

Weezy had the best answer of the night.

 

[blupotato]

114 wtf were you today? The cable company sent some clown named Houston.

 

[Weezer]

Weezy had the best answer of the night.

Is he new? He doesn't seem to have a grasp on the zone yet? Maybe fewer syllables on my part would help?