random things I wonder

[vollygirl]

I wonder why my car, that automatically turns my lights on when it's dark, can't turn them on when my wipers are on?

I wonder how many states require you to have your lights on if your wipers are on?

I wonder why a place would charge 4.59 for something knowing after tax it's gonna be 5.03? Why wouldn't they charge 4.56 so you didn't have to dig for pennies or get 97 cents in change?

 

[vader]

Welcome to the board, Andy Rooney.

 

[TXA&M07]

Welcome to the board, Andy Rooney.

:good!:

"Here's somthing that baaauuuuthorz me."

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

if someone gives you the choice of heaven or pie heaven, chose pie heaven even if its a trick because if its not,,, just think. hrmmm pie....

 

[duckman398686]

Welcome to the board, Andy Rooney.

:rofl:

 

[Chemvol]

Welcome to the board, Andy Rooney.

vollygirl, revealed...

 

[orangeblooded2]

Let me guess.....

Long auburn hair blond roots.....

 

[vollygirl]

Welcome to the board, Andy Rooney.

Hey, just cause we look alike.....

 

[Berry4Prez2012]

How does aspirin find the pain? because its done wonders for me today...

 

[dantheman617]

Hey, just cause we look alike.....

Do you have chia pets for eye brows?

 

[vollygirl]

No, I have an eye brow.

 

[cotton]

No, I have an eye brow.

Over which eye?

 

[dantheman617]

Over which eye?

UNI BROW!!!!!!! :birgits_giggle:

 

[vollygirl]

One eye, one brow, in the middle of my forehead.

 

[cotton]

One eye, one brow, in the middle of my forehead.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2189568405_c1003315b0.jpg

 

[PowerT83]

http://www.quoteworld.org/quotes/5929If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Why is a building called a building, and not a built, they are done being built, right. Why is up up, and why is down down. Will we ever know?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Sexual harassment at work, is it a problem for the self-employed?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

What do they call a French kiss in France?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?