Quotes from a Fishing Tournament Meeting (On Ut Football)

#26
#26
hmanvolfan said:
Well, no wonder. You can't bring up Lane Kiffin around a bunch of southern goobers without the crap hitting the fan.... :eek:lol:
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No doubt. I was at Bailey's Sports Bar in Rivergate the other night, having drinks with the wife when I ran into one of these turds. I had a UT hat on and went up to the bar where some preppy ahole looked up from his barstool and slurred "Lane Kiffin's an @sshole." I didn't know this jackleg from Adam & I looked at him and said...."whatever, you're a @sshole.....who do you cheer for?" His eyes told me he was a bit shocked I'd just called him an ahole and he managed to stutter out "I'm a fan of the SEC". That just crawled all over me & I told this weasel "huh? you're what? Just STFU. Where in the he*l are you from?" He said "Nashville man" so I proceded to ask him where he went to school & he told me "David Lipscomb". I just about spit my beer everywhere and looked at him and said "well that f&*^&^g explains just about everything right there" which apparently jarred lose the words I knew were coming all along......."hey man, I'm from Nashville....gotta support the local boys....Go Gold!"

Oh he*& to the no.....it had gotten a bit quieter and some people had begun to notice our intense conversation especially after my last outburst.....I looked at this tool (who keep in mind just couldn't keep his mouth shut about my hat) and said "I knew it! I have just wasted 45 seconds of my precious life talking football to a David Lipscomb graduate and Vandy fan, who as UUUUSSSUUUAAAALLLL will not admit they're even a Vandy fan! You sir should pay for my entire party's tab....however, in agreance you will never, ever, fu*(&^g ever speak to me about football again I am willing to call it even!" I stormed off across the bar and sat down with my wife & friends. She asked me what the commotion was about and I just told her nothing worth talking about, lol. Go Vols! :)

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#27
#27
BleedinOrange said:
they got approved? because i live in Ringgold and am in need of one of these.
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#29
#29
rockytophigh said:
No doubt. I was at Bailey's Sports Bar in Rivergate the other night, having drinks with the wife when I ran into one of these turds. I had a UT hat on and went up to the bar where some preppy ahole looked up from his barstool and slurred "Lane Kiffin's an @sshole." I didn't know this jackleg from Adam & I looked at him and said...."whatever, you're a @sshole.....who do you cheer for?" His eyes told me he was a bit shocked I'd just called him an ahole and he managed to stutter out "I'm a fan of the SEC". That just crawled all over me & I told this weasel "huh? you're what? Just STFU. Where in the he*l are you from?" He said "Nashville man" so I proceded to ask him where he went to school & he told me "David Lipscomb". I just about spit my beer everywhere and looked at him and said "well that f&*^&^g explains just about everything right there" which apparently jarred lose the words I knew were coming all along......."hey man, I'm from Nashville....gotta support the local boys....Go Gold!"

Oh he*& to the no.....it had gotten a bit quieter and some people had begun to notice our intense conversation especially after my last outburst.....I looked at this tool (who keep in mind just couldn't keep his mouth shut about my hat) and said "I knew it! I have just wasted 45 seconds of my precious life talking football to a David Lipscomb graduate and Vandy fan, who as UUUUSSSUUUAAAALLLL will not admit they're even a Vandy fan! You sir should pay for my entire party's tab....however, in agreance you will never, ever, fu*(&^g ever speak to me about football again I am willing to call it even!" I stormed off across the bar and sat down with my wife & friends. She asked me what the commotion was about and I just told her nothing worth talking about, lol. Go Vols! :)

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Sorry you had to waste you buzz on that A$$HLE.
 
#31
#31
rockytophigh said:
No doubt. I was at Bailey's Sports Bar in Rivergate the other night, having drinks with the wife when I ran into one of these turds. I had a UT hat on and went up to the bar where some preppy ahole looked up from his barstool and slurred "Lane Kiffin's an @sshole." I didn't know this jackleg from Adam & I looked at him and said...."whatever, you're a @sshole.....who do you cheer for?" His eyes told me he was a bit shocked I'd just called him an ahole and he managed to stutter out "I'm a fan of the SEC". That just crawled all over me & I told this weasel "huh? you're what? Just STFU. Where in the he*l are you from?" He said "Nashville man" so I proceded to ask him where he went to school & he told me "David Lipscomb". I just about spit my beer everywhere and looked at him and said "well that f&*^&^g explains just about everything right there" which apparently jarred lose the words I knew were coming all along......."hey man, I'm from Nashville....gotta support the local boys....Go Gold!"

Oh he*& to the no.....it had gotten a bit quieter and some people had begun to notice our intense conversation especially after my last outburst.....I looked at this tool (who keep in mind just couldn't keep his mouth shut about my hat) and said "I knew it! I have just wasted 45 seconds of my precious life talking football to a David Lipscomb graduate and Vandy fan, who as UUUUSSSUUUAAAALLLL will not admit they're even a Vandy fan! You sir should pay for my entire party's tab....however, in agreance you will never, ever, fu*(&^g ever speak to me about football again I am willing to call it even!" I stormed off across the bar and sat down with my wife & friends. She asked me what the commotion was about and I just told her nothing worth talking about, lol. Go Vols! :)

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Good job!!!! :good!:
 
#32
#32
so i was at the virginia tech spring game last week with my brother and a few hokie friends and i'm wearing a tennessee t-shirt, so i'm walking up the stands to find a seat when i hear someone booing...i turn and this grotesque fat chick is staring right at me screaming "BOOOOO Lane Kiffin is an idiot BOOOO" i turned to her and said "he might be an idiot but you're enormous" and continued on to my seat.
 
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