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You will be cursed. A gay man will flirt with you, you will get an unwanted lapdance from a 685lb woman wearing revealing lingerie, your girlfriend/wife will end the relationship because she just wants to be friends, Bigfoot will steal your beef jerky, the lock ness monster will eat your first born, your house will be haunted by dozens of ghosts, codyg10 will handle all of your finances, and after all of this you will be forced to marry a MOB from Russia.
