Powerball Jackpot 365 million......

#26
#26
If I really did win it? Well, the first thing I would do is come in to work the next day, and not let anyone know. I'd stay for a week or so, and tell some folks some things they really need to be told, like how dumb they are. For instance..."I called to pay bill. OK, and you call the SALES department why? Are you so friggin' dumb that you don;t know the difference between numbers 1 and 2? How do you get through life? I bet your mom still dresses you, doesn;t she?"

Or something to that effect. Then, after a few days of that, and pulling an extra paycheck or 2, I'd do my best Dave Chappelle impersonation...."I quit!", and the everpopular "I'm rich, bitch!", and roll on out the door. I'd probably moon them on the way out. LOL

After that, who knows. I'd probably buy several things I don;t need purely on impulse. That's always fun. Yeah, I'd give some to charities, etc, but we're talking about what would be fun, right?
 
#27
#27
yeah, and it was 365 MILLION dollars. you could buy a lot on impulse, and plenty to donate later....go nuts man.
 
#30
#30
(jakez4ut @ Feb 20 said:
yeah, and it was 365 MILLION dollars. you could buy a lot on impulse, and plenty to donate later....go nuts man.
less what 40% taxes?...still be 219 million
 
#31
#31
(dan4vols @ Feb 20 said:
do you pronounce it nuclear...... or nuculer like our fearless leader?

:lol:

Have you seen Dennis Miller's latest comedy special on HBO?

"Bush never said we would find nuclear weapons over there, he said we'd find nuculer ones. I'm gonna hold him at face value on that."
 
#32
#32
(dan4vols @ Feb 20 said:
do you pronounce it nuclear...... or nuculer like our fearless leader?

The first way. I also wouldn't turn seaport security for 6 or 7 major cities over to an Arab security firm either.
 
#33
#33
i would donate most of it to charities and then i would donate a bunch of it to the republican party and then donate some to volnation
 
#34
#34
First I would move before I told anybody, you've 180 days to claim it right? So I'd find a summer home somewhere about 3 miles east of nowhere so all the moochers couldn't find me. Then I'd play it by ear.
 
#35
#35
(volmanjr @ Feb 20 said:
So I'd find a summer home somewhere about 3 miles east of nowhere so all the moochers couldn't find me. Then I'd play it by ear.

Smart move. :rock:
 
#36
#36
It'd be neat to have a volnation skybox at Neyland. Any of us wins it we buy a skybox for any Volnationers who show up get a lifetime great seat.
 
#37
#37
(maryvillereb2003 @ Feb 19 said:
i would pay hamilton a large sum of money to sleep on the grass inside neyland stadium before each homegame :ninja:
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I just don't see Hamilton as the outdoorsey type.... :biggrin2:
 
#39
#39
well i would spend some. (by some i mean millions) i would by all the games i want, buy box seats to some tennesee football games, go to the national championship, go to every major league baseball stadium in a year, buy a huge house, some other stuff i nneed, and then put the rest of the bank and live of the millions of dollars interest i get per year.
 

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