orangetd88
Agent of Chaos
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If I really did win it? Well, the first thing I would do is come in to work the next day, and not let anyone know. I'd stay for a week or so, and tell some folks some things they really need to be told, like how dumb they are. For instance..."I called to pay bill. OK, and you call the SALES department why? Are you so friggin' dumb that you don;t know the difference between numbers 1 and 2? How do you get through life? I bet your mom still dresses you, doesn;t she?"
Or something to that effect. Then, after a few days of that, and pulling an extra paycheck or 2, I'd do my best Dave Chappelle impersonation...."I quit!", and the everpopular "I'm rich, bitch!", and roll on out the door. I'd probably moon them on the way out. LOL
After that, who knows. I'd probably buy several things I don;t need purely on impulse. That's always fun. Yeah, I'd give some to charities, etc, but we're talking about what would be fun, right?
Or something to that effect. Then, after a few days of that, and pulling an extra paycheck or 2, I'd do my best Dave Chappelle impersonation...."I quit!", and the everpopular "I'm rich, bitch!", and roll on out the door. I'd probably moon them on the way out. LOL
After that, who knows. I'd probably buy several things I don;t need purely on impulse. That's always fun. Yeah, I'd give some to charities, etc, but we're talking about what would be fun, right?