Post Your Dear John Currie Letters Here

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Dear John Currie,

I’ll always be a Tennessee fan, but I need to step away for awhile. Please know it’s not you. It’s me. You didn’t have high expectations for our next coach, but I did. You didn’t have dreams of competing for championships again, but I did. You didn’t care if your kids ever cheered a relevant UT squad in an electric Neyland atmosphere, but I did. You didn’t long to once again experience that tingle when your team is playing for a national title, but I did. And, now, after failing in notorious fashion, you have no desire to leave, but I do. Again, it’s not you. It’s me.
 
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"Dear John, you suck"... here's another "currie sux the sweat off a dead mans b__s".. not much grey area there, sir..
 
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Dear John, Your resume has been reviewed and the position of gloryhole janitor has been accepted. We look forward to your services. Signed ..Colon Bowel..
 
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John Currie arriving back in Knoxville

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John (You're not even close to "dear" to me),

When you smiled at the press conference when asked about Gruden, you looked exactly like Dr Seuss's Grinch. You know, the one who stole Christmas? Little did we all know just how accurately that Grinch-like smile would foreshadow the events to come. You truly are the Grinch who stole Christmas. Haslam is that little pathetic dog pulling your sleigh into Knoxville to steal all the Christmas joy.

The problem is, Grinch, that there will be no Wendy Lou Who to confront you with a moral dilemma, prompting you to have a change of heart. There is no happy ending for you this time you Green piece of sh**. Volnation is going to beat you down and take back what's rightfully theirs and chase you back to your cave, naked and afraid to show your Grinchly face again. Then we will celebrate the holidays according to Tradition; we will hold hands and rejoice when order is restored and the General's Maxims mean something again.

Happy hunting

F yourself
 
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peyton4heisman said:
John (You're not even close to "dear" to me),

When you smiled at the press conference when asked about Gruden, you looked exactly like Dr Seuss's Grinch. You know, the one who stole Christmas? Little did we all know just how accurately that Grinch-like smile would foreshadow the events to come. You truly are the Grinch who stole Christmas. Haslam is that little pathetic dog pulling your sleigh into Knoxville to steal all the Christmas joy.

The problem is, Grinch, that there will be no Wendy Lou Who to confront you with a moral dilemma, prompting you to have a change of heart. There is no happy ending for you this time you Green piece of sh**. Volnation is going to beat you down and take back what's rightfully theirs and chase you back to your cave, naked and afraid to show your Grinchly face again. Then we will celebrate the holidays according to Tradition; we will hold hands and rejoice when order is restored and the General's Maxims mean something again.

Happy hunting

F yourself
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Tradition...well-said.
 
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Dear John,

Roses are Red,
Violets Are Blue.
A real AD would bring Volnation a good coach,
but good coaches don't want to work for you.
 
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Dear John,

I think it is time to end this relationship. I am pretty emotional right now, so rather than describing with words, I figured I would draw you a picture instead.

Sincerely,

MFJones
 

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Dear John,
It has been brought to my attention the gross negligence and complete ineptitude that you have brought to the Hill. Company Policy normally dictates that you be placed on a performance improvement plan (PIP) but to to the time sensitive nature of this position we have determined that it is in the best interest of everyone to remove you now.
Don’t bother coming by the office to collect your personal items as they were removed while you were flying home from Dallas, alone. A registered letter will arrive tomorrow at your home with your buyout payment in full. As for your personal items they will be delivered in the morning and deposited on your front lawn. Please watch for the old beat up Chevy truck of the groundskeeper to arrive as I would hate for your personal items to get stolen like you have stolen from us. In closing, pizz off!
 
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Mr. Currie,

I was mistaken when I thought that there was a new sheriff in town and there was no way this search could end in bafoonery. You could screw up a free lunch program.

Signed,

Shocked at my own gullibility
 
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Dear Mr Currie,
I want to look you straight in the eye and tell you what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey **** you are!!!

Sincerely,

McDad.
 
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Little Chicken Currie,

When you were announced as AD at Tennessee, I was concerned. When you took forever to fire Butch Jones but scoured on the field after games, I was concerned. Now that all of Vol Nation knows you actually enjoy the taste of Haslam's Jimmy, I am more concerned than ever. It is clear that you are not fit to run our athletic program, and it would be smart if you resigned from Tennessee immediately. Unfortunately, I don't believe you are very smart so I must hope that you are terminated sooner rather than later. I hope that in the very near future both you and babbling Beverly both find yourselves unemployed. Your coaching search is pathetic, and you are acting like a child who has never been to a toy store before. As for Bev, I simply can't stand her because something about her reminds me Nancy Pelosi, and if she had anything to do with hiring then she must be an idiot. Anyways, I won't take up anymore of your time since I know you are in the middle of a panicked coach search right now, and trying your best to further run our program into the ground.

Sincerely,

Negan
 
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