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[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Didn't pass his ISIS training camp and was sent back to the States.

 

[Souce]

Picks out cucumbers at the grocery store based on "mouth feel".....

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The Lasagna King of Chicago

 

[malinoisvol]

His milkshake brings all da boyz to da yard.

 

[Usernametaken]

Loves to drink 95’s milkshake.

 

[Behr]

Made me laugh.

 

[malinoisvol]

Has donned his ghey apparel while walking around the house singing fa la la, Fa la la, la la la.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Cant get that song outta his head

 

[joevol33]

Been singing it's raining men for the past 10 years

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Threw his hip out of socket trying to do the MC Hammer dance to "You can't touch this".

 

[joevol33]

Still dresses like vanilla ice

 

[Toujours Pret]

Calls Polaner All Fruit 'jelly'

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Pees on himself a little each morning because he likes the smell.

 

[joevol33]

Sits on fire ants so he can get a little excitement

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is still bitter about not winning the spelling bee in the 2nd grade.

 

[Behr]

When they asked him to spell "posse" he told them he couldn't spell it the way they were pronouncing it.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is still using his government issued flip phone.

 

[Behr]

Daughter is lucky to have two wonderful dads.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is just jealous that the state of Florida has denied his request to be allowed to marry his blow up doll.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Muses why buy the cow when the milks free

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is really trying to say "I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a pocket p***y".

 

[KB5252]

World champion bull milker.

 

[Tin Man]

Saving navel lint to ask Mom to make a pillow.

 

[joevol33]

Still uses dial up

 

[Tin Man]

Insists Irish Spring is a product of the "Dial Soap Company." Interjects this into every casual conversation.