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[DD4ME]

Sits when he pees.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Prefers doing yoga in the buff

 

[joevol33]

Still watches Barney

 

[Tin Man]

Stole the life sized Barney cardboard stand-up before I could take it to the gun range.

 

[joevol33]

Tries convincing his neighbors that he's not really crazy

 

[Orangeslice13]

Composts his poop because his septic tank failed 5 years ago and he’s too cheap to fix it

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Still uses an outhouse because he doesn't believe in indoor plumbing.

 

[joevol33]

Has to ask directions from his couch to the bathroom

 

[hmanvolfan]

Dresses his dog up like Toto while he watches nekkid movies.

 

[joevol33]

Apparently has been talking to my wife!

 

[jhen713]

Spends more time in the outhouse and doghouse, than he does in his own house.

 

[joevol33]

Still has a crush on his librarian from middle school

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Can tell you exactly how far his wife can throw a cast iron skillet.

 

[volfanbill]

Is too dumb to see it coming, so all he knows is that his wife hits hard

 

[joevol33]

Gets his meal prep ideas, and inside trading info from Martha Stewart

 

[hmanvolfan]

Is mean to his food when he goes out to eat.

 

[joevol33]

Now knows Mexican food can be mean!

 

[volfanbill]

Still listens to NKOTB on his walkman

 

[joevol33]

Still convinced that ET was a true story

 

[volfanbill]

Can’t prove it wasn’t

 

[Tin Man]

Favorite line from the Patton movie, "Your name's not William, it's Willie!"

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Will be sitting at the bank today wondering why their not open.

 

[Tin Man]

Will be sitting at the bank today wondering why their not open.

You got that all wrong, RTV. I lived through the Civil Rights movement and from the right side of history.

 

[volfanbill]

All this Zone time and he still hasn’t lightened up

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Still can't chew gum and walk at the same time.