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[malinoisvol]

Mods finally locked the first one.

 

[joevol33]

Started a new thread

 

[malinoisvol]

Likes Harry Teeters.

 

[volwindy]

Thought Harris Teeters were all about all things teets

 

[malinoisvol]

Wrong

 

[Behr]

Took a midnight train going annnnywhere.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Is a Journey fan.

 

[joevol33]

Prefers seducing firepit over rape stove

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Was the grand wizar... uh grand marshal of an MLK Day parade.

 

[Behr]

Needs to make like a Tom and cruise on back to the pube.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Cruises for chicks with ****s.

 

[Behr]

Lost my interest when I saw how small hers was.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Wears Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pajamas to bed every night.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Says this like he isn't jealous because he is too embarrassed to do the same.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Named his child Jesus

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Doesn't wear deodorant.

 

[joevol33]

Is considering the tide pod challenge

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Intentionally farts in a crowd of people just to see how many people he can get to turn around.

 

[joevol33]

Asked his boss if he could use his snow days during summer

 

[Tin Man]

He's just a city boy
dressed up like Doctor McCoy.
He took the MARTA train
goin' to Dragon Con...

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Said something clever for the first time ever.

 

[joevol33]

Dream of being a ballerina

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Doesn't realize that balladeers spend all their time working out with ballerinas practicing their moves.

 

[joevol33]

Regularly calls 911 for help when watching scary movies

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Once spent an hour in the Taco Bell drive thru before realizing it was in fact a bank.